The Classic Melbourne Stitch Up!

The honour of planning a bucks night is a once in a lifetime experience, that soon makes you realise these upcoming nuptials mean the end of an era for the boys. Soon your buck won’t be attending those footy nights, fishing trips or boys weekends as much – and that demands a small amount of punishment we think! So before you throw your buck an epic night out kick the day off by shoving him in a hot pink tutu, sequined bra and whisking him off to a pole dancing class! Watch him shake that jelly and revel in his discomfort before ending his torture with an epic dude food dinner and private strip shows! Of course, we do have a smoking hot woman on hand who specialises in humiliation but he doesn’t need to know that… 

Commence phase one of the classic stitch up, as you tell the man of the hour you guys are heading out for some sort of masculine, typical bucks party activity – clay shooting, axe throwing, go karting...something along those lines. Try and keep the guys from dying of laughter as you turn up to our amazing pole dancing gym. When you promised him an incredible experience we’re sure this wasn’t what he was thinking! As ‘All the single ladies’ starts playing, dress him anything and everything you can find in costume box – although we recommend bringing your own tutu and bra as we’re sure most costumes don’t come in the buck’s size… Shove a wig on him and capture the humiliation with pictures that will be brought out at EVERY event for years to come! As our pole dancing hostess guides the guys, and their now beet red buck through their seductive workshop, they will be in fits of laughter as the booty shakes start coming out! And of course you have to know who can shake it the hardest! 

With your pole dancing workshop coming to a close your buck is in hysterics but extremely wary of what is coming up next. But the great art of pranks is to lull them into a false sense of security so drag your buck out into the night life for his epic dinner party! You’re greeted as one should be on a bucks night – with a drink of course! You might even be treated to a quizzical look from the waitress as to why your buck is still wearing a hot pink tutu… Settle in for an awesome feed with selections of Popcorn Chicken, Shredded Braised Brisket, Chicken Breast & Greens, Sumac Lamb, Cauliflower Fritters and more spread down the centre of the table! The bar is open for the guys to grab more drinks as they eat and "gently” tease the buck about what is to come…

After dinner it’s time to gather the guys and march onwards to your next destination, just a quick stroll away! As your buck sees the glowing, neon strip club sign he’s put even more at ease – naked women on a bucks party of course! As you breeze the past queues and head inside you’re greeted as true VIP’s, with another round of drinks! Settle in and watch the topless dancers as you get prepped for the next part of this classic stitch up…

As your buck is enjoying the girls on stage it’s time to sneak up behind him and blindfold him – just try not to spill his drink! Wrestle him into our private room where our girls are awaiting to give him a raunchy show! Through his panic he’s wondering if the club has male strippers too, would his mates do this to him? Yes, yes they would. Rip off the blindfold just as your first sexy as hell girl begins her fantasy cop strip show! Your buck will be breathing a very premature sigh of relief as this hot cop performs for all the guys – and he’s sure as hell not ready for the next part now! 

Your sexy cop will depart and in waltz’s your next girl and out goes your buck’s sense of security! This stunner arrives leather clad, sporting a glare that could terrify a grown man and a collection of toys in tow. Think whips, candles, wax and shaving cream and she is heading straight for your buck! Let us know how far we can go with this show, this smoking hot dominatrix is trained in all things humiliation and she’s prepared to use all her tricks on your buck! The guys will be in hysterics as this sultry vixen puts the bucks through his paces and dolls out the perfect level of punishment! Buck sufficiently tortured? Tick! Best Man of the Year achieved? Not so much! 

After your scary but sexy dominatrix has departed the buck will be anxiously awaiting the next girl. Imagine his relief when it’s a harmless soapy bath time show! This seductress will clean this night up with her cheeky show – leaving nothing to the imagination for the guys! We would say the buck’s heart rate has finally calmed down but probably not with this performance! Once this busty babe is all cleaned off it’s time to head back out onto the main floor to enjoy the rest of this epic bucks night out! 

Love the idea of mildly torturing your best mate? We can arrange that! All you need to do is call 1300 339 734, sit back, relax & let us organise this awesome Melbourne bucks party while you take the credit…and the photo evidence.