Locked and Loaded Bucks Weekend

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When we initially heard of the idea for buck’s clay shooting, we were skeptical. I mean, handing a bucks group Beretta 12-gauge shotguns and giving them free range to go wild at flying clay objects in the sky when they have likely never shot a gun in their life? But then we thought, F*ck it. Give the bucks what they want. And so here we are, nervously sweating as we book you into this package. Ha, kidding. We obviously have trained professionals on standby to teach you how to shoot like a pro, not accidentally shoot your own foot and not completely embarrass yourself. So with confidence, we say – shoot away.

After an epic tutorial and warm up round to get you shooting like a professional, Intense rounds of full scale competition begins, and it’s time to prove yourself to the other guys as the clay shooting King. Ahh the sweet sweet smell of victory. Or is that sweat?… it’s probably sweat. Once you have spent your ammo and are standing on a mountain of shell casings it is time to retire. Hand back your Beretta and with it, a small part of your manhood.

Next it’s time to check into your overnight apartment style accommodation for you and all the lads in the heart of Melbourne CBD-  complete with large living space, proper kitchen, beds for all and a full-sized fridge to fit your abundance of bevvies!  Crack open a beer with the boys and cheers to an epic day, an epic buck and a pair of epic tits. “Tits?!”  You exclaim? Where the hell did they come from? Oh, we included your very own topless waitress to serve the cold ones for two hours at the pad! She is an absolute stunner with a personality to match- but let’s be honest that’s not what she was hired for…

After two brilliant hours with your busty beauty, wave goodbye, finish your drink and head to the next location! Your next stop is hidden among the famous laneways of Melbourne City, a dimly lit Asian inspired tapas bar with epic drinks and dumplings to die for. Reserved table for you lads, and a spread worthy of a buck’s attendance… coconut and risotto arancini, pork gyoza dumplings, shanghai fries and cumin lamb ribs are just some of the incredible dishes you’ll indulge in in this ever so suave environment. First round of drinks is on us of course too – so raise a glass to the buck!

Follow up this epic day with VIP entry to Melbourne’s best strip club or night club (whatever you’re feeling!) and finish off the night in true buck’s style. Crawl back to your bach pad in the early hours of the morning knowing you’ve just pulled off the most epic of Bucks Nights... a story so good, you’ll tell it to the grandkids. Okay bad idea. Maybe when their 18. Or never. We’ve done the hard work- just give us a call! 1300339734!