Who's Your Caddy?
This bucks golf package is an absolute weapon. We’ve taken everything legendary about a golf day with the boys and cranked it up into Melbourne’s most epic golfing bucks experience. We’re talking a private golf session, cold beers and non-stop laughs. Then, just when the buck thinks it couldn’t possibly get better, you’re rolling straight into a two-hour spirits drinks package, whilst your private stunner brings you dude food and keeps a drink in everyone's hand. All within stumbling distance! No wonder this is one of our most booked bucks golf packages! It's all about the beers and the birdies!
$199.00 per person, based on 12 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your bucks party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Bucks packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!This package is the tits — no exaggeration. If you’re after the best damn golf bucks party known to man, you’ve just found it.
The show kicks off at your reserved pub spot, the ultimate meeting point to get the vibes high from the start. No one’s getting lost, no one’s strolling in halfway through the first round—just a prime space locked in for your crew, pints in hand, darts at the ready. The buck cops his first included beer, the lads sink into their spot, and the sledging warms up. If the group’s feeling competitive, the private dartboard is waiting to get the friendly fire started early, because nothing says “we’re in for a big one” like a well-timed insult over a near-miss bullseye. The best man’s not turning grey trying to herd a bunch of blokes across the city—everyone’s here, settled, and ready to roll straight into the next round.
Then it’s game time. Step into our state-of-the-art Golf Simulator venue, where the lads go head-to-head across 80+ world-renowned courses. Pros can fine-tune their swings, hackers can blame the clubs, and everyone can enjoy the ultimate mix of competition and laughs. No chasing lost balls, no waiting for slow groups—just instant tee-offs, high-tech tracking, and a fully stocked bar ensuring every drive is followed by an ice-cold reward. The buck will be too busy explaining how his virtual ball ended up behind him to realise he’s just provided priceless wedding speech material.
And because a bucks party is no place for just one kind of action, the Multi-Sport Simulator is also part of the package. Go from long drives to penalty shootouts, slam dunks, home runs, and even zombie dodgeball. This is the kind of competition that fuels group chat gold for years to come.
After two hours of elite competition, it’s time to stroll to the next venue—because wasting money on Ubers is for amateurs. No arguing with bouncers, no “sorry lads, we’re at capacity” nonsense—just a smooth transition to our hidden laneway bar, where beers and whiskeys battle it out on the menu, and the ambience is as smooth as your best drive of the night. Your cordoned-off space is waiting, giving the lads prime positioning to relive every dodgy swing, sip on something strong, and properly toast the buck as the night kicks into high gear.
The drinks package? Locked in for two full hours. Spirits, beers, ciders, wines, and softs for the softs. The ultimate dude food feast lands straight on your table—crispy calamari, golden mac and cheese croquettes, gourmet sliders, juicy chicken skewers, and more. No standing in line, no waiting on food—just legendary eats, because nobody makes good bucks night decisions on an empty stomach.
And just when the buck is patting the best man on the back, thinking what a lucky lad he is to have these blokes throw him the ultimate send-off… she arrives.
Your stunning My Ultimate Bucks private lingerie waitress is all yours for the next two hours—because let’s be honest, this is a rite of passage on a bucks. She’s here to keep the drinks coming while the buck tries to maintain eye contact and absolutely fails. The banter reaches an all-time high, and the night levels up yet again. Want to crank up the entertainment? Upgrade to topless service, add a poker dealer who makes counting cards impossible, or double the trouble with two stunners.
And when the laneway bar session wraps up? The night is far from over. The lads can stay and soak up the buzzing main lounge, or kick things up a notch with VIP entry to a nightclub or high-end strip club—with cover charge already sorted as part of the package. While other bucks groups are still outside arguing with bouncers or paying ridiculous entry fees, you’re already inside, living the dream.
This isn’t just a casual golf day with some beers—this is Who’s Your Caddy? Three epic venues, spirits flowing freely, stunning entertainment, and a high-tech golfing experience that separates the pros from the pretenders. We’ve eliminated every headache, handled every detail, and created the kind of send-off that makes the wedding look like the warm-up act.
Don’t be the best man frantically googling “Golf Club that will let in a group of bucks” the week before the bucks party. This My Ultimate Bucks package is one of our most popular for a reason. Lock it in now—like the buck’s dignity after a few spirits, this package won’t last long.