

Bullseye!
Planning a bucks party that actually delivers? Mate, you’ve just hit the bullseye. While other best men are still frantically googling “Melbourne bucks ideas” and booking dodgy venues that’ll turn the lads away at the door, you’ve lined up an absolute belter. Axes flying, darts landing, beers flowing, and a lingerie-clad stunner making sure the buck is sent off in style! No stress, no second-guessing—just an all-out, beer-fuelled, banter-packed celebration that locks you in as groomsman of the year!
$199.00 per person, based on 12 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your bucks party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Bucks packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.
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This isn’t just a bucks night — it’s right on target! Packed with bullseye-worthy banter, beer, and a stunner who’ll have the buck absolutely lost for words. We’re talking axes flying, darts landing, pints pouring, and a private lingerie-clad smokeshow! If you’re after a seamless, high-energy bucks party that goes from arvo to late and nails every essential element, this is it!
The lads kick off with two hours of axe throwing, going head-to-head in an all-out battle of accuracy, skill, and sheer dumb luck. This isn’t just flinging axes for fun—this is a full-scale competition where bragging rights, pride, and a lifetime of sledging material are on the line. The lads are lining up their shots, throwing their best, and absolutely roasting every bloke who couldn’t hit a target if his life depended on it. The buck is under pressure, the competition is fierce, and let’s be honest—someone’s absolutely launching their axe into the safety wall before the session is over.
With the axes retired and egos either sky-high or shattered, it’s time to keep the precision theme going—with a short stroll to the pub for beers and a private freeplay dartboard. The buck cops a well-earned pint on arrival, the lads settle in, and the bullseye battle continues. This is where the lads who flopped at axe throwing try to redeem themselves, and the bloke who was talking himself up as a darts pro suddenly can’t hit the board. The banter is flying, the beers are flowing, and the group chat is about to get renamed after whoever misses the board the most.
And trust us — it’s about to kick up a gear. Next stop? A hidden laneway bar, where a little area we call the ‘Chairman’s Corner’ is cordoned off just for the buck and his lads. This is where the night shifts from laid-back to legendary. Of course, another round is included in your package, and as the boys settle in, the ultimate dude food feast lands on the table. This isn’t a “wait in line at the bar and fight for a meal” situation—this is tray after tray of epic eats, designed for one-hand snacking whilst you hold a beer or whiskey in the other. Think crispy calamari, golden mac and cheese croquettes, juicy chicken skewers, and more—because nobody makes good bucks night decisions on an empty stomach.
And just when the lads are soaking up the atmosphere and the buck is patting the best man on the back, thanking him for an epic night… she arrives.
Your stunning private lingerie waitress is all yours for the next two hours—flirty, fun, and an absolute knockout. Watch as your soon-to-be-married mate tries desperately to maintain eye contact while ordering his drinks. Want to really test his composure? Upgrade to a topless waitress, add a poker dealer who makes counting cards impossible, or double your trouble with two more stunners. The energy instantly shifts, the lads are grinning, and this already legendary night just hit another level.
And when the laneway bar and lingerie waitress wrap up? The night is far from over. The lads can stay and soak up the buzzing main lounge, or kick things up a notch with VIP entry to a nightclub or high-end strip club—with cover charge already sorted as part of the package. While other bucks groups are standing in lines, getting knocked back, or paying $50 a head, you’re walking straight in like VIPs.
This isn’t just a night out—this is a perfectly curated, all-inclusive My Ultimate Bucks experience, where every detail is handled, every moment is lined up, and the only thing left to do is enjoy the ride. No last-minute scrambling, no wondering where to go next—just non-stop action, seamless good times, and an unforgettable send-off for the buck.
Think you can handle this level of viking awesomeness? There’s only one way to find out. Contact us now to check availability—because like the buck’s dignity after the lingerie waitress shows up, this package’s availability doesn’t last long.