Established 2011

Boat, Beer, Boobs - Private Bucks Cruise!

  • Private Boat Cruise
  • Round of Beers Included
  • BYO Onboard
  • 1st Topless Waitress Onboard
  • 2nd Topless Waitress Onboard
  • Inner City Wharf
  • Eski and Ice
  • Customise it!

It's the classic Melbourne bucks party idea that never fails to impress the lads - there's a boat, some beers, and some seriously impressive boobs! Spend three hours aboard our incredible cruise vessel with a smoking hot topless waitress delivering your beers!

$189.00 per person, based on 15 attendees. Expecting less? Contact us.

Does your best mate want to spend his last moments of freedom setting sail on a private bucks party cruise - with not one but TWO gorgeous skippers waiting to pander over him? Sounds like a dream!

There’s just no feeling like strolling down a wharf with your best mates, favourite beer slab stashed under your arm and two absolutely stunning women to greet you as you step aboard our glorious vessel! Of course, we have our experienced captain on hand to ensure its smooth sailing for the entire cruise – and did we mention your private bucks party cruise is entirely BYO friendly? Stash your choice of beer away on ice in the eskies onboard and bring some party food favourites to have your topless stunners serve up for you!

Your topless waitresses are primed and ready for their big reveal as your cruise away – and you’re sure not to be disappointed by the views! The Yarra River provides incredible views as you cruise along in style – that’s if you can peel your eyes away from your busty babes! Have them ferry around the beers for the lads before raising a toast to the man of the hour, and to a brilliant Melbourne bucks party!

Spend three epic hours aboard your own private cruise, with your hot as hell topless waitresses doting on all the lads... not just pretty faces, our topless babes will ensure everyone is having an unforgettable time on board our incredible boat! It’s everything you could need for a legendary Melbourne bucks party and some more!

Unlike many private charters out there, My Ultimate Bucks does it right by including everything you need for your private bucks party cruise, with no hidden fees – your package includes all wharf fees, your fully private cruise vessel, experienced captain, icebox for your beers, full BYO privileges, and of course your private topless waitresses. There’s nothing else to think about except which bevvies you’re going to bring aboard – oh and celebrating your bucks last bash!

Dock back to dry land and it’s time to head out into the night to keep this Melbourne bucks party going! Need a little help with that too? Chat to our professional consultants about our complimentary nightclub entry for your lads, or let’s take it to the next level with some VIP strip shows are our incredible strip club!

Here at My Ultimate Bucks we take those classic bucks party ideas and just do them damn well! You can’t go past your own private cruise with TWO topless waitresses fawning over the lads for three whole hours! Even better than the BYO bevvies? We’ll do the work for you! Just call us on 1300 339 734 or email on Our contact form and we’ll take care of all the annoying bucks party planning so you don’t have to!