Boat, Beer, Boobs - Private Bucks Cruise!
It's the classic floating Melbourne bucks party idea that never fails to impress the lads - there's a boat, some beers, and some seriously impressive boobs! Spend two hours aboard our incredible cruise vessel with a smoking hot topless waitress delivering your beers!
$149.00 per person, with a minimum of 15 attendees. Expecting less? Craft your Bucks package.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!Is your skipper the kind of lad who likes, boats, boobs, and sun? Does the idea of freedom and setting sail on a private bucks party cruise, with a gorgeous topless bombshell waiting to pander over him sound perfect? Then we have the dream package for you!
There’s just no feeling like strolling down a wharf with your best mates, favourite beer slab stashed under your arm, and a drop-dead gorgeous woman waiting to greet you as you step aboard our glorious vessel! Of course, we have our experienced captain on hand to ensure it’s smooth and ice-berg free sailing for the entire cruise – and did we mention your private bucks party cruise is entirely BYO friendly? We’ve got the eskies and ice, so you just take a trip to the Church of Dan and grab your favourite boating bevs! Of course, that goes doubly for the food, whether you’re a snag and bread man, fish and chip lad, or a refined dip and bickies boy, grab your favourites and bring them aboard! Now, it wouldn’t be very My Ultimate of us if we made you serve yourselves, would it? Enter our bombshell!
Your topless waitress is primed and ready for her big reveal as your cruise swings away- you won’t be disappointed by her views! The Yarra River provides incredible scenery as you cruise along in style – that’s if you can peel your eyes away from your busty babe who’s just cracked a beer for you! Have her ferry around the bevs for the lads before raising a toast to the man of the hour, and to a brilliant Melbourne bucks party!
Spend two epic hours aboard your own private cruise, with your hot as hell topless waitress doting on all the lads! Not just a pretty face, our topless babe will ensure everyone is having an unforgettable time on board our incredible boat, whether by showing you more tricks with a bottle cap than you knew were possible, or just showing off her ass-ets! It’s everything you could need for a legendary Melbourne bucks party and some more!
Unlike many private charters out there, My Ultimate Bucks does it right by including everything you need for your private bucks party cruise, with no hidden bits – your package includes all wharf fees, your fully private cruise vessel, experienced captain, icebox for your beers, full BYO privileges, and of course your private topless waitress. There’s nothing else to think about except which bevvies you’re bringing aboard and how to secretly gawp at your boating beauty – oh and celebrating your bucks last bash!
Why stop the party when you’re back on dry land? It’s time to head out into the night to keep this Melbourne bucks party going! Need a little help with that too? Chat to our professional consultants about our complimentary nightclub entry for your lads, or let’s take it to the next level with some VIP strip shows are our incredible strip club!
Here at My Ultimate Bucks we take those classic bucks party ideas and just do them damn well! You can’t go past your own private cruise with a topless waitress fawning over the lads for two whole hours! Even better than the BYO bevvies? We’ll do the work for you! Just call us on 1300 339 734 or email on Our contact form and we’ll take care of all the annoying bucks party planning so you don’t have to!