Bucking Awesome - Paintball, Beer & Tits
This is Melbourne’s ultimate paintball bucks party! Light up the lads with 400 paintballs each, trade war stories over towering burgers and pints, then kick on in your reserved area at our laneway bar with a topless waitress serving up the real entertainment. This package really is bucking awesome.
$199.00 per person, with a minimum of 14 attendees. Expecting less? Browse Packages By Your Group Size.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!This is how you do a Melbourne bucks party. High-impact, no-holds-barred action, legendary pub sessions, and an absolute knockout of a grand finale. We’re talking paintball carnage, jaw-cracking burgers, flowing pints, and a topless waitress that’ll have the buck questioning all his life choices. If you want a send-off that blends adrenaline, banter, and just the right amount of chaos, you’ve found it.
The lads arrive at Melbourne’s premier paintball battleground, geared up and ready for an all-out skirmish. No underwhelming, two-second shootouts here. This is an epic 2.5-hour session where the lads will duck, dive, and light each other up with a non-stingy 400 paintballs per person. That’s right, no rationing your shots like some tight-arse. Unleash hell and watch the buck cop a rainbow of well-earned hits.
You’ll get all the protective gear you need, including overalls that’ll soften the blows (a bit). But let’s be real, you’re leaving with battle scars and a grin. There are bathrooms to change in after the dust settles, so throw on fresh gear in our changerooms, spray on something that smells better than sweat and gunpowder, and get ready to kick on.
Next stop, a sports bar and pub that knows exactly how to fuel a crew of victorious warriors. No weak post-battle beers here. Every lad gets a proper pint on arrival. The buck cops an extra round on us, because let’s face it, he’s probably still wiping paint out of his ears. The kitchen is serving up burgers so big they make your jaw ache, while the sports screens light up with the latest matches and the sledging from paintball spills into the next round of beers.
Then it’s a quick city stroll to our legendary laneway bar, a Melbourne institution known for its cold beers, smooth whiskys, and rowdy bucks nights. The lads are ushered into the ‘Chairman’s Corner’, a cordoned-off space just for your crew, where the buck is immediately handed a bottle-service-style bucket of beers. He’s finally relaxing, soaking up the night, and patting the best man on the back for planning an absolute ripper of a send-off. And then... she arrives.
Your stunning private topless waitress is all yours for the next two hours. She’s here to keep the drinks coming, the energy high, and the buck completely flustered. Watch as he tries to hold a conversation without completely losing track of his words. Want to really test his composure? Upgrade to add a poker dealer who makes counting cards impossible, or double the trouble with a second topless stunner. The banter goes through the roof, the lads are grinning ear to ear, and this already legendary night just hit another level.
And when your reserved area and red-hot waitress session wrap up, the night is far from over. Stay back and soak up the buzzing bar vibes, or level up with VIP entry to a nightclub or high-end strip club, with cover charge already sorted. While other bucks groups are standing in lines, getting knocked back, or forking out $50 a head, you’re walking straight in like VIPs.
This package is pure Melbourne bucks party perfection. No stress, no queues, no awkward negotiations with bouncers. Just non-stop action, perfectly planned.
Lock. It. In. Prime dates disappear faster than the buck’s single days, and you don’t want to be the best man scrambling for last-minute plans. Hit us up now and let’s check availability. Because once it’s gone, it’s gone.
Seamless Transport. Your Call.
This package has been designed so that once you’re in the city, all venues are within easy walking distance. Now, let’s talk getting from paintball to the city without any drama.
Option one: We handle your private transport straight from paintball to the CBD from a cruisy $49pp. Just hop on board, crack a few pre-game stories about the day’s racing, and you’re there in around 40 minutes, depending on traffic.
Option two: Want to kick things off as a full-blown bucks mission from the start?We’ll pick up the whole crew from a central meeting point, whether that’s the buck’s house, a local pub, or wherever makes sense. Then we’ll take you straight to paintball and roll into the city afterwards. No need to stress about who’s sorting what. We’ve got it covered from $79pp.
Option three: Want to save your cash for the good stuff? No worries! Carpool, Uber, or sort your own logistics and put that coin towards another round at the bar. The night’s yours, and we’re all about flexible options that work for your group.
This Bucks Party Is Sorted
The perfect mix of adrenaline, competition, beers, burgers, and topless entertainment. With zero stress and zero guesswork. We’ve lined it all up for you. All you need to do is rally the lads, lock it in, and get ready for an unforgettable bucks send-off.
Hit us up now on 1300 339 734 or Contact Us, and let’s check if this legend of a bucks night package is available on your chosen date. Let’s get it booked in so you are ready to party!