Established 2011

The PTB - Paintball, Tits, Beers!

  • Paintball
  • 400 Paintballs Each
  • Paintball Equipment
  • Private Bar
  • Drinks Package
  • Topless Waitress
  • Pizzas
  • Customise it!

Combine an epic bucks night paintball session, private Melbourne bucks venue, free flowing drinks and your own personal topless waitress for the most epic send off a man could ask for! With a celebration this epic, you won’t need any other Melbourne bucks party ideas to win best man of the year.

$209.00 per person, based on 15 attendees. Expecting less? Contact us.

Have you been looking for the ultimate paintball bucks party Melbourne? Because you’ve come to the right place! Kick this incredible day off with an awesome paintball battle with tonnes of ammo, before heading to your private winners lounge where the beer doesn’t stop flowing and the tits are incredible! Your bucks night topless beauty will ferry around your drinks, food and provide some great views as you celebrate your buck long into the night!

We start this Melbourne bucks party off with a little "friendly” competition between the lads with some tactical paintball, of course. You’ll arrive to our awesome paintball fields, ready to shoot the hell out of one another! If you need a lift just let us know, our My Ultimate Bucks consultants are more than happy to source transport for you! Hopefully someone has had the foresight to bring along a hot pink tutu to make your buck and extra visible target – and if you didn’t think of that yet, you’re very welcome for the idea!

We deck you out with our state of the art equipment including camo overalls, masks, semi-automatic paintball guns and 400 paintballs each to pummel one another with. Once you’re suited and booted, we shove you into the battlefield! Spend the day hiding in trenches, ducking behind obstacles and if you’re really keen climbing to find the perfect sniper perch! Hopefully your survival skills and tactics help you make it our alive – because there’s tits and beers at the end of this bucks paintball session!

After a long hard day of bruising one another with some carefully placed shots, you probably smell worse than the pit you were crawling through so take some time to head home and shower or at least use the change rooms to spray on something that smells better than you do right now!

Soon it’s time to head out to your private celebration lounge for those beers and boobs we promised! Head into our awesome bucks night venue, decked out for an epic party and sporting your own private bar! Speaking of bar… The beers, cider, red & white wines and softs will be rolling off the bar for the next 3 hours so make sure you drink up! Of course if your buck is more the rum & coke kind of guy let us know and we can add spirits to the mix! It is his bucks party after all!

Now don’t fret we didn’t forget the boobs! Que your own personal topless waitress, smoking hot and wearing nothing but some heels and a little lace G-string! This busty babe is here for the whole 3 hours to serve the lads and flirt her ass off as you enjoy some cold beers! Have her fetch your drinks and ferry around the pizzas that are making their rounds to ensure those stomachs are lined and no man is left behind on this epic Melbourne bucks night!

Just as promised Paintball. Tits. Beers – what else could you want for an unforgettable bucks night? Give your buck a truly legendary Melbourne bucks party with this epic bucks paintball package! Pick up the phone and call us on 1300 339 734, or email on Our contact form!