The PTB - Paintball, Tits, Beers!

  • Paintball
  • 400 Paintballs Each
  • Paintball Equipment
  • Steak Dinner
  • Round of Beers Included
  • Bonus Beer for the Buck
  • VIP Club Booth
  • Topless Waitress
  • Customise it!

Combine an epic bucks paintball session, bucks VIP booth hire, and your own personal topless waitress for the most epic send off a man could ask for! With some epic bruises to be won, we'll make sure there's cold beer and hot boobs to help with the healing process. With a celebration this epic, you won’t need any other Melbourne bucks party ideas to win best man of the year.

$199.00 per person, based on 15 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your bucks party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Bucks packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.

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Have you been looking for the ultimate paintball bucks party Melbourne? Because you’ve come to the right place! Kick this incredible day off with an awesome paintball battle, with tonnes of ammo, before heading to your VIP lounge where the beer is cold and the tits are incredible! Your bucks night topless beauty will ferry around your drinks, food and provide some great views as you celebrate your buck long into the night!

We start this Melbourne bucks party off with a little "friendly” competition between the lads- tactical paintball, of course. You’ll arrive to our awesome paintball fields, ready to quite literally paint the (fake) town red! We recommend bringing along a hot pink tutu to make your buck an extra visible target – if you didn’t think of that yet, you’re very welcome for the idea! Of course, we hear ballet moves might be great for dodging, so maybe get him to try some out on the battlefield! If you need a lift just let us know, our My Ultimate Bucks consultants are more than happy to sort out something stylish for you!

We’ll deck you out with our state of the art equipment including camo overalls, masks, paintball guns, and 400 paintballs each to pummel one another with. Once you’re suited and booted, it’s time to get your head in the game and drop into the battlefield! Spend the day hiding in trenches, ducking behind obstacles and, if you’re really keen, climbing to find the perfect sniper perch! Keep up the motivation to survive by remembering there’s tits and beers at the end of this bucks paintball session, man, that’s a girl worth fighting for!

After a long hard day of bruising one another with some carefully placed shots, you probably smell worse than the pit you were crawling through so take some time to head home and shower or at least use the change rooms to spray on something that smells better than you do right now!

After freshening up, it's time to head out for dinner for an epic steak feed at our awesome inner city venue. Indulge in steak cooked to your liking, with all the trimmings, as well as a nice cold beer on arrival! We've also got your buck covered with a cheeky bonus beer too, just so he has something to ice his bruises with. So tuck in, and chat about your favourite trick shots from the day, and compare bruises of course!

Next, it’s time to head out to your VIP celebration booth for those beers and boobs we promised! Grab the boys and move on over to our awesome bucks party venue, decked out for your epic party and sporting your VIP booth! Speaking of bar… your buck will be served up a literal buck of house beer to get the party started! Of course, if your buck is more the rum & coke kind of guy let us know and we can add a drinks package with spirits to the mix- it’s his bucks party after all!

Now don’t fret we didn’t forget the boobs! Que your own personal topless hottie, smoking hot and wearing nothing but some heels and a little lace G-string! This busty babe is here for the whole 2 hours to serve the lads those ice-cold bevs and flirt her amazing ass off!

But why stop there? Why have one set of boobs when you can have many? The next stop is our very own gentlemen’s club, complimentary entry of course! Take seat, and maybe even be a seat for these exquisite ladies, and sit back to enjoy the show.   

Just as promised Paintball. Tits. Beers – what else could you want for an unforgettable bucks night? Give your buck a truly legendary Melbourne bucks party with this epic bucks paintball package! Pick up the phone and call us on 1300 339 734, or email on our contact form!