Established 2011

Floating Bliss - Private Bucks Cruise Melbourne!

  • Private Boat Cruise
  • Drinks Package
  • With Spirits!
  • 1st Topless Waitress Onboard
  • 2nd Topless Waitress Onboard
  • Inner City Wharf
  • Awesome Platter Food
  • 3 Hour Cruise
  • Customise it!

This bucks party cruise package is designed for legends. Enjoy your own private cruise along Melbourne’s waterways with free flowing drinks, food and TWO topless waitresses to serve it all for you. Private bucks cruise Melbourne hall of fame here you come!

$269.00 per person, based on 18 attendees. Expecting less? Contact us.

Are you ready for a totally private bucks cruise Melbourne experience? Round up the lads and make your way to our inner city dock ready for the ultimate night out in Melbourne! This epic bucks party kicks off as you board your very own bucks cruise!

Boarding alongside you are two of our My Ultimate Bucks babes ready to ensure that your mate has the night of his dreams so grab a drink and raise a glass, because the drinks tonight are free flowing! We’ve got the beers, wines and ciders flowing from the bar for the next three hour. Get ready to give your buck an all inclusive private bucks cruise that ticks all of the boxes.

Now that you’ve got a drink in your hand let’s really get this bucks party cruise started, shall we? As you’re setting sail across the awesome Melbourne waterways your topless babes will show off their best assets in nothing but skimpy G-strings while serving beers and entertaining your bucks group. The guys will be singing your praises for arranging such an awesome experience, and it’s only just getting started! Beers and boobs…if that isn’t the perfect way to kick off a Melbourne bucks night we don’t know what is!

Our brilliant private bucks cruise vessel is designed for awesome parties with aux cord connectivity to pump your tunes and party with the guys. Throughout your cruise you will also be treated to platters to keep the boys happy! Who can say no to food, especially when it’s served up by a topless stunner on your own Private bucks cruise Melbourne. Spend the rest of your cruise eating, drinking and partying in style cruising the Yarra River while everyone on shore wishes they were you. Ahhh it’s a hard life being a buck, isn’t it!

Once your three hours has passed, your private bucks party cruise will dock back to dry land and it’s time to bid farewell to your bucks night babes! We’d never leave you high and dry after such an epic cruise so in true My Ultimate Bucks style, we’ve got complimentary nightclub entry or we can take it up a notch with VIP strip club entry for the guys to kick on with!

The best part? We’ll do all the work for you and you can take all the credit! All you have to do is gather the lads and we’ll take care of the rest to ensure that your best mate has the Melbourne bucks party he’s always wanted. Call us on 1300 339 734 or email us on Our contact form and let’s get this party started!