Floating Bliss - Private Bucks Cruise Melbourne!

  • Private Boat Cruise
  • Topless Waitress Onboard
  • 2 Hour Cruise
  • Drinks Package
  • With Spirits!
  • Inner City Wharf
  • Awesome Platter Food
  • Customise it!

This bucks party cruise package is designed for legends, so book it and become one! Enjoy your own private cruise along Melbourne’s waterways with free flowing drinks, food, and a topless waitresses to serve it all for you. End the night at our premium strip club with more stage babes than you can shake a beer at! Private bucks cruise Melbourne hall of fame here you come!

$249.00 per person, based on 15 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your bucks party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Bucks packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.

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Are you ready for an epic and totally private bucks cruise Melbourne experience? Round up the lads and make your way to our inner city dock ready for the ultimate night out in Melbourne!

This epic bucks party kicks off as you board your very own bucks boat cruise! Of course, we couldn’t let you stroll down the gangway by yourselves- boarding alongside you is our My Ultimate Bucks babe ready to ensure that your mate has the night of his dreams! With the boat lazily casting off, it’s time to grab a drink and raise a glass to the man of the hour, and then do it again, and again, and again- because the drinks tonight are free flowing! We’ve got the beers, wines, and spirits flowing from the bar for the next two hours so there’s no excuse not to wet your whistle.

Now that you’ve got a drink in your hand let’s really get this bucks party cruise started, shall we? As you’re setting sail down the awesome Melbourne waterways that beauty we mentioned before will become your favourite view as her clothes hit the floor! This bombshell boat babe will show off her best ass-ets, leaving nothing to the imagination under her floss-thin G-string. She’ll parade around, making a pair of points as she goes, and serve the lads their hard-earned beers. The guys will be singing your praises for arranging such an awesome experience, and it’s only just getting started! Beers and boobs…if that isn’t the perfect way to kick off a Melbourne bucks night we don’t know what is!

Our brilliant private bucks cruise vessel is designed for awesome parties, so hook up your phone to the aux and see what these speakers can do! Pump your tunes and party with the guys whilst a topless beauty swaggers about the deck. We’ve even got some incredible dude food ready for you, pizzas! Turns out the pepperoni is not only on our topless babe, that’ll keep the boys happy! Who can say no to food, especially when it’s served up by a topless stunner on your own Private bucks cruise Melbourne. Spend the rest of your cruise eating, drinking and partying in style, cruising the Yarra River while everyone on shore wishes they were you. Ahhh it’s a hard life being a buck, isn’t it!

Once your two hours has passed, your private bucks party cruise will dock back to dry land and it’s time to bid farewell to your bucks night babe, this one at least! We’d never leave you high and dry after such an epic cruise so in true My Ultimate Bucks style it’s time to head to our underground bar where we’ve got an awesome booth waiting, and a bucket of beers for your buck! With the bar right there and dedicated bar staff ready to help you out sit back, relax, and enjoy the vibe with your mates.

But we’re not leaving you there! Next stop is our premier strip club where the girls are feisty, and the lights are dim! Head on up to the bar for a drink on us, after waiving your complimentary access card of course. After a minute, it’s time to tear your eyes away from the stage babes and head into the coveted VIP show room with the boys. This room holds wonders you can barely imagine, from a naughty secretary who just can’t keep her clothes on, to a bombshell babe of a cop who’ll show you what nothing but the aviators looks like. Of course, we know you’ll feel a little dirty after, our solution? A soapy bath show with a lady who’ll show you exactly how to soap yourself up.

The best part? We’ll do all the work for you and you can take all the credit! All you have to do is gather the lads and we’ll take care of the rest to ensure that your best mate has the Melbourne bucks party he’s always wanted. Call us on 1300 339 734 or email us on Our contact form and let’s get this party started!