plan an AWESOME Melbourne Bucks NIGHT without strippers
If you are planning a bucks party without strippers, you have come to the right place. Just because you are going sans ladies, does not mean the bucks night will not be absolutely epic. Less focusing on the distraction of strippers, and more on those key Melbourne bucks party elements like adventures, activities, great drinks, awesome food and raising a glass to the groom to be in a whiskey rooftop bar in the graffiti clad laneways of the CBD - it's a yes from us!
From paintball to whiskey tasting, brewery tours to clay shooting - the options when putting together a bucks night without strippers are endless. Some of best bucks party packages we have ever hosted are bucks that don't include strippers - they have gone down in history as events to remember - think a combination of barefoot bowls, go karting, axe throwing, cruises down the Yarra or out in Port Phillip Bay, poker, steakhouses, penthouses in the Melbourne CBD, Fitzroy or South Yarra, and more. Celebrate the groom to be on his final night of freedom in a style he deserves - making memories with the lads in the process - now let's get this party started!
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Take the guesswork out of it and get the bucks sorted in a way you know will make your best mate proud. It's easy - we do all of the work, and you take all of the credit and the pats on the back. Simply browse some of our Melbourne bucks packages with no strippers or topless waitresses below for ideas and then tweak or change them to include exactly what you are looking for. Then we put it all together for you and send you the price - easy.
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The Legend's Last Stand
$199.00 per person includes:
This ultimate package takes the classic combo of a competitive activity + beers at the pub and levels it up to legendary status! Axe throwing, multiple epic pub venues, and a legendary steak feast to fuel the night — all within easy walking distance and zero time to loose momentum!
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The Ultimate Bucks Kart & Crawl
$199.00 per person includes:
Rev those engines, raise those beers, and roll into an epic night of racing, banter, and VIP nightlife. From go-karting glory to legendary pub stops, this is the bucks party that has it all.
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Kicks & Kegs - with Bubble Soccer
$149.00 per person includes:
Knock down the competition, then knock back some beers and epic food. Sounds like a sweet deal to us!
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Who's Your Caddy?
$199.00 per person includes:
Golf and his wedding night—some things are fun even when the technique is questionable, which makes this the perfect bucks package for your soon to be married mate! Private golf session, endless sledging opportunities, kicking on with a 2 hour drinks package (spirits included, because we're not amateurs) all while your stunning private lingerie waitress keeps the food and drinks flowing - it’s literally what bucks dreams are made of.
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Walk The Plank - BYO Bucks Cruise!
$149.00 per person includes:
Epic boat party – tick! Private for your group – tick! Booze friendly – tick! Knot too bad, right! Take smooth sailing to the next level.
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It's a bucks weekend that actually lives up to the hype - we're talking beers (lots of them), and the kind of send-off that'll make your mate question if marriage can compete with this level of awesome. We've basically created a beer-lover's paradise with a sides of steak, awesome accommodation and lots of banter thrown in - and no one has to be the designated driver. This isn't just another half assed pub crawl with the boys - it's The Big Buck Off Weekend!
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Get Hooked - Bucks Fishing Charter Melbourne!
$199.00 per person includes:
Where there’s fish to be caught and beers to be drunk – that’s where you’ll find us! Spend a day of pure awesome out at sea, fishing rod in one hand and bevvie in the other. That’s the bucks dream.
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The Quadfather
$299.00 per person includes:
They made him an offer he couldn’t refuse… and it was this absolute weapon of a bucks party. The Quadfather is high-speed, beer-fuelled, and built for legends, kicking off with quad biking mayhem through wild terrain before powering through a meat-sweat-inducing feast, rooftop beers, bottomless wings, and pool table battles—because what’s a send-off without a little competition?
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Can't Organise A Piss Up In A Brewery
$149.00 per person includes:
Now you can! We’re talking ice-cold beers appearing like magic, five epic venues all within stumbling distance (because wasting beer money on taxis is amateur hour), and enough pool tables and dartboards to keep the banter flying, the rivalries fierce, and the vibes sky-high. The buck’s wondering how he got lucky enough to have mates who’d put this together for him, while the best man is kicking back with a pint instead of frantically calling pubs the night before trying to convince them to let in a bunch of blokes on bucks.
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Paintball and Porterhouse
$179.00 per person includes:
There’s a reason paintball is one of the bucks party classics, because it’s a damn good time…EVERY time. Team that with an epic feed and you can’t lose!
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Top Shelf Bucks Night
$199.00 per person includes:
Like fine whisky, this package just gets better and better- when you think it can’t get any more epic, it does!
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Whisky Mission!
$149.00 per person includes:
Give your buck the gift of overcoming the ultimate challenge with his best mates as you take on one of our epic bucks party escape rooms!
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Mix and Match to Create Your Own Bucks Package
Just like ordering your favourite pizza and picking the toppings, let us know which elements you want to include and forgo the ones you aren't keen on - and we will put it all together into the ultimate Melbourne bucks package for you, minus the strippers, topless waitresses or strip clubs.
We have so many bucks night ideas without girls to kick start the planning. None of the boobs and all of the epic adventures and awesome memories to be made with the blokes. Have a certain amount of guests or a budget you want to stick to? We hear you - our exclusive packages are the reason that best men all over Melbourne are getting pats on the back for organising the best bucks party ever - we do all the work, and you take the credit.
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How To Plan The Ultimate Bucks Party Without Strippers?
To plan the most epic Melbourne bucks party, you need the ultimate guide. We've got you. Of course, you have choosing the activity, working out how many blokes are attending, figuring out what the groom wants to have included etc - you know, the usual stuff. Then there is the ultimate best man stuff - along with your My Ultimate Bucks party package you are planning, we have put together a guide of how to plan a bucks without strippers or with no bucks night girls, and all the tips and tricks that we have learnt having hosted and planned thousands of bucks parties that focus on adventure, the drinks, and time with the lads - you need to read our tried and true guide on how to make this bucks night one to remember:
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Planning a bucks night without strippers does not mean that the bucks is not going to be epic - in fact, some of the most incredible bucks party packages we have ever hosted have been bucks nights without female entertainment.
Here are the top things to consider when planning a Melbourne bucks without girls:
A Main Competitive Activity
Having a competitive activity to start the bucks party is the ultimate way to break the ice. Everyone loves a bit of healthy competition, and this will instantly have everyone bonding and chatting. It is a great way to ensure the bucks night gets off to a roaring start, with the momentum then continuing for the rest of the event. Often, people use bucks night entertainment to break the ice for them - so when planning a bucks without strippers it is important to still have that key element to encourage everyone to mingle and get to know each other - and understand how everyone knows the buck. The best way to do this? Sports! Any sort of competition brings out everyone out of their shell, and the groom to be will love seeing all his mates get revved up about his final night of freedom with a healthy does of competition! Activities like axe throwing, go karting, paintball, bubble soccer and clay shooting are all top choices when it comes to having all the action and none of the distraction!
It's In The Location
Because lots of bucks nights are centered around strippers, they tend to be held in the Melbourne CBD, especially around the King Street area where all the big strip clubs are. When planning a Melbourne bucks party without strippers, consider hiring a penthouse or apartment in the part of the CBD that is more focused on the cocktail bar laneways, so that you can enjoy the whiskey bar mood or head out for a pub feed easily. Being centrally located to Crown Casino is also a great choice, especially if you can walk from your hotel across the Yarra River and right into the Southbank precinct. Lots of bucks party packages we have in Melbourne that don't want topless waitresses etc choose to head over from the CBD to Southbank for a steak or some beers before kicking on at the casino.
Other great areas to consider are Fitzroy or South Yarra around Chapel Street - these suburbs of Melbourne are easy to get around on the tram straight into the middle of the city, had heaps of whiskey and rum bars and live music venues, and is close to the main artery highways coming into the city. If coming from Gippsland or Northern Victoria, this is also a great choice as Citylink and Eastlink allow you to come pretty much directly into Fitzroy to kick off the bucks - and parking can be easier there than the CBD as well.
Good Food And Lots Of Drinks
Another key element to ensure is included when planning a bucks without strippers is lots of awesome food and drinks. For food, think a steakhouse dinner where everyone can exchange stories about the groom to be. Consider one of the Steakhouses along the water at Docklands or Southbank if you want that high end feel. Nothing is worse than a group of lads who are starving - so plan food as part of the day and you will be all good! Drinking wise - of course there are the many brilliant and historical pubs of St Kilda, Port Melbourne, South Melbourne and the Melbourne CBD to consider - and don't forget to include a good beer garden or three. Whiskey tasting classes or brewery tours also offer a great alternative to bucks night strippers - everyone can enjoy the novelty of trying new drinks and no one needs to be the designated driver - what a win!
With so many options and reasons to celebrate, you can make sure that your best mate has the epic bucks party without strippers that he deserves!