10 Bucks Party Ideas That Don't Involve Strippers
Despite being an unabashed highlight of this planet, no matter what that one bloke is saying, you can actually have a buck’s party without strippers, who knew!? But whilst these earthly delights can certainly bring life to your party, it’s all about the buck and if he’s not into it then that’s okay! Below we’ve got some ideas for how to have a buck’s party without strippers. This is just the short list, of course, there’s millions of ideas, but we’re sure this will be a helpful glimpse into some.
Paintball
No time for girls, no matter how seductive, when you’re out on the battlefield, soldier! Grab the lads for a friendly (or not so) game of paintball and rack up the bruises. With large numbers limits, you can grab every lad and his dog before it’s time to lock and load. Head out for as many rounds of king of the hill, capture, the flag, and Classic Deathmatch, among others, as you can take in this classic bucks party idea, without a stripper in sight.
2. ATV Touring
Flying through the outback on quad bikes, the sun beaming, racing your mates through the sand to head back and grab a few bevvies afterwards? That’s about as much as you can back into a glorious afternoon with the boys isn’t it? So pump down the tyres and get riding, a stripper would only get sunburnt out here anyway.
3. Clay Target Shooting
If quad biking is the afternoon, then why not shoot the shit (clay) in the morning? Head out to the range with your boys, call “pull” then it’s game on. Whether you’re just starting out, shooting one target, two targets, red target, blue target, there’s a game type for everyone in here. Some places also offer ultimate packages which include moving targets or special games you can play. And for those that have never touched any rifle other than your own, there’s helpful guides to walk you through all its features.
4. Barefoot Bowls
A modern classic where you can still get a cheap schooner and fondle some balls, barefoot bowls is the perfect way to chill out with your lads. With a bubbling public setting (unless privately booked) it’s an activity to enjoy on a hot summer’s day, where a full bar, and a pair of thongs does not go unappreciated.
5. Axe Throwing
Throw on a flanny and sharpen your axes boys, it’s time to cut some wood. Embrace your ancestors as you send hunks of metal downrange and turn that panel into splinters. Challenge your mates to an axe off and see if you can Robin Hood an axe through another axe. Let’s face it, a pair of glorious tits would just get in the way right?
6. Go Karting
Gentlemen, start your engines. How could there possibly be a stripper needed when the world is a blur as you fang it around this track with all of your mates. Spend hours tearing up the tarmac and showing the boys who’s the true king of the track. Secured in your seat and with your foot to the floor, where the hell was a stripper supposed to sit anyway?
7. Brewery Tour
Nothing like injecting a bit of class into a buck’s party, so let’s kick it off with a brewery tour (or a crawl). With some fantastic breweries all over the country, both inside and outside the cities, whether your palate is exposed brickwork and iron girders, or a sleek modern feel, there’s a location, and a beer, for everyone. Make your way over to the beer garden and to the bottom of a few glasses with the boys, enjoy the sun, the beer, and the chats. Sounds like a perfect end, or start to a buck’s party to us, a stripper here might be a bit overdone, no?
8. Comedy Night
Here’s a unique idea for the absolute clowns of your group. Head over to a sit down comedy night and enjoy an evening of laughs, both hearty and maybe some guilty ones. With the lights dimmed, the food served, and your bevvy of choice about to be demolished, how were you ever gonna notice a stripper? Have some fun and enjoy the evening lads, afterall it wouldn’t be a buck’s party if you didn’t!
9. Escape Room
Unconventional but a helluva bonding activity for a bunch of blokes. Put your grey matter to the test and get yourself and the lads out of more and more impossible scenarios, from Ancient Egypt to 19th century London. With the synapses firing harder than they’ve needed to in a hot minute, wouldn’t a stripper just distract you from this monumental task? We’re sure they wouldn’t enjoy the burning smell from your nose and the smoke outta your ears as those ancient gears grind, anyway.
10. Casino Trip
Breakout the tux slick back your hair (Bruce Willises may skip this step), and head onto your gamblers den of choice. From there it’s all chips and cards as you get your head in the game, with no distractions please. Instead of watching a lady strip her clothes, how about stripping your mates of their lunch money as you watch the fear in their eyes after you lay down a royal flush. Sounds like a great night, no nudity needed, especially from the lads.
There’s 10 stripper-free buck’s nights ideas for you to ponder. Of course, you can customise these if you’ve just ended up on the wrong page and actually do want a stripper, otherwise we hope it’s a bit of food for thought.
