Established 2011

Go All Out Bucks Weekend

  • 2 Nights Accommodation
  • Friday Night Schnitzels n Tits
  • Topless Stunners
  • Brewery Tour
  • Private Bus & Driver
  • Local Craft Breweries
  • Brewery Feed
  • 2 Beer Paddles and 1 Pint Each
  • Bonus Beer for the Buck
  • Topless Waitress in Apartment
  • Steak Dinner
  • Customise it!

Welcome to the king of all Melbourne bucks weekend packages! Two nights of accommodation for all of the lads, an awesome and totally private bucks brewery tour, beautiful women and two brilliant feeds. Yeah, this bucks weekend is truly awesome!

$559.00 per person, based on 10 attendees. Expecting less? Contact us.

Is this the best all inclusive Melbourne bucks weekend of all time? We’ll let you be the judge! With two nights of epic inner-city accommodation, epic bucks night dinner, plenty of scantily clad ladies AND your own private topless waitress, topped off with a private Melbourne CBD brewery tour! Accommodation, tits, and a brewery tour? Hint! It’s not a hard call to make.

This brilliant all inclusive bucks weekend begins on Friday afternoon when you and the lads knock off work early and head to your awesome inner-city accommodation! Our upgraded apartments sport enough space for all the lads, and the full-sized fridges offer plenty of space for all your BYO bevvies. Speaking of plenty of space - we've put the buck in our handpicked bachelor pad to make sure there's heaps of living and kitchen space to host this afternoon's pre-drinks. Cheers to the man of the hour!

Now who doesn't love the idea of a side of titties with their schnitty? I'm not sure I know of anyone who would say no to that offer! Stroll down to our epic topless restaurant... or should we say brestaurant, where there's a reserved table amongst the action with your name on it! Here the beer is cold and the girls are smoking hot, so settle in for an awesome night featuring naughty burlesque shows, progressively naked-er waitresses, cheeky games, and brilliant drinks specials over at the bar! Oh, and how could we forget about the delicious schnitzel dinner with crispy chips and fresh garden salad all served up by one of our busty babes! Your buck will be in heaven, and it's only the first night of your Melbourne bucks party weekend!

Day two kicks off as your private bus chauffeur picks you up outside your apartment accommodation! Your expert guide will take you on a tour through our incredible, handpicked Melbourne CBD breweries. Our awesomely designed tours include many beer tasting paddles and the opportunity to get personal insights into our local brew masters and their brewing processes. In between brewery stops and the many tastings, you and the lads will be treated to a seriously good lunch feed. After being guided through our top inner-city breweries, you’ll hop back on your private bus to head back to your epic bucks party accommodation to continue the fun...

Once back and inside your apartment, it's time to be introduced to someone... Enter your hot as hell topless waitress. This busty My Ultimate Bucks babe is with you and the lads in your bach pad for the next two hours. - dressed in nothing more than some black sky high heels and the smallest lace G-string! She'll serve your BYO beers, entertain the lads with her amazing personality and banter, and pay extra special attention to the buck... it's not a true Melbourne bucks party without a topless waitress right?

After two hours of fun, wave goodbye to your hired hottie before sauntering down to our awesome inner-city sports bar for another brilliant bucks dinner! You'll be handed a pint of beer as you stroll in (with the buck scoring a bonus pint - of course!), so raise another toast to the man of the hour and prepare yourselves for the epic steak dinner awaiting you! Tuck into your awesome steak dinner, with each lads choice of steak (rump? sirloin? scotch fillet?) and lashings of your choice of sauce. YUM! The bar is open and perfectly positioned close to your table for anyone looking for some more bevvies or chat to us about adding a free flowing drinks package to your dinner! 

After dinner, we can arrange some complimentary nightclub entry for your group or take things up a notch with some VIP strip shows by our stunning Melbourne strippers. Party the night away safe in the knowledge that your hotel bed is just a short stroll (or crawl) away!

Did we not say this Melbourne bucks weekend was truly awesome? Just pick up the phone and call 1300 339 734 or email us on Our contact form so we can take care of all the pesky planning details!