Established 2011

Brews Cruise - Melbourne Bucks Cruise!

  • Private Boat Cruise
  • Topless Waitress Onboard
  • BYO Onboard
  • Eski and Ice
  • Inner City Wharf
  • Beerhaus Experience
  • Pints
  • Epic Meat Feast
  • Buck's Bonus 1L Stein
  • Customise it!

Ahoy there legends. Prepare for your ticket to the best man hall of fame! Treat your buck to our Brews Cruise and tick all of the boxes for a legendary celebration! 3 hours on your own awesome BYO boat, smoking hot topless waitress, awesome food and craft beer. Somebody’s got to do it, right?

$259.00 per person, based on 12 attendees. Expecting less? Contact us.

Have you been searching for the ultimate Melbourne bucks party cruise package? Treat your best mate to our Brews Cruise package with the ultimate triple threat - 3 hour private BYO boat, a stunning My Ultimate Bucks topless waitress, followed by awesome food and some craft beer at our awesome German beer house!

Gather the lads and prepare for the Melbourne bucks night that keeps on giving. For logistical ease our party boat cruise picks you and the lads up from the heart of Melbourne, conveniently located nearby to loads of awesome bars and pubs if you want to grab a cheeky beverage before you hit the water. Arrive to the dock with your beer stash in tow and step aboard your private BYO cruise! We’ve got the eski filled with ice to stock up with your favourite beers along with your very own private stunner to serve them. A boat cruise is all about the views after all…

Our My Ultimate Bucks babes are more than just a pretty face and an amazing pair – they are also experienced in making sure all of your Melbourne bucks boat cruise attendees are taken care of. Along with serving up drinks, she can have a good laugh and ensure there’s lots and lots of extra special attention on the buck - of course! Raise a drink (or four) to the man of the hour, and to the next three hours spent in the company of a smoking hot waitress cruising through the Yarra River with a bevvie in hand…hmmm we can think of worse things to be doing on a weekend! Connect your phone to our brilliant sound system, turn up the music and let’s party!

Your Melbourne bucks boat cruise is the perfect pre-lude to your night of shenanigans! Continue into the evening as you stroll up to our German beer house, where we have you an awaiting table, and a round of beers of course – as well as a bonus 1L stein for the buck! Then it’s time to add a real sense of occasion to his bucks as we bring out plates of what can only be described as the ultimate blokes menu – plates of beer pretzels, roasted pork knuckle, pork jus, chicken schnitzels, mixed wurste skewers and more. We continue the experience with a round of Schnaps to finish! It's a feast fit for a king and a Melbourne bucks night is the perfect excuse to indulge in it all!

What more could a bloke ask for? If you’re wanting to take the crown for king of bucks party planning, this awesome topless waitress bucks cruise and German feast is the way to do it! My Ultimate Bucks has the largest range of great value bucks party experiences in Melbourne so let us do the work while you take the credit…and drink the beers! Make it all happen just by picking up the phone. We’ll cheers to that. Give us a call on 1300339734 or get in touch at Our contact form to see if we still have availability on your chosen date.