Ship Faced Bucks Weekend

  • Overnight Accommodation
  • Private Boat Cruise
  • 1st Topless Waitress Onboard
  • 2nd Topless Waitress Onboard
  • BYO Onboard
  • Eski and Ice
  • Inner City Wharf
  • 3 Hour Cruise
  • Beerhaus Experience
  • Pints
  • Epic Schnitzel Feed
  • Buck's Bonus 1L Stein
  • Customise it!

It’s time to get ship faced on your own private Melbourne bucks boat party, complete with topless waitresses of course. Party on with an awesome dinner, then retire to your Melbourne bucks party accommodation. It's all the classic bucks night must haves rolled into a full weekend. Best man job done!

$469.00 per person, based on 10 attendees. Expecting less? Contact us.

Looking for Melbourne accommodation that allows bucks nights and a damn epic send off for your best mate? Let your buck live the high life with this epic bucks cruise weekend! Celebrate his last moments of freedom in style as you cruise on the Yarra River with your very own topless waitresses onboard, and all the BYO beers you can carry! Then it's onto your epic inner-city apartment accommodation before kicking off with an awesome bucks night dinner!

Kick this Melbourne bucks weekend off in style as you saunter down the wharf with the guys, favourite slab of beer under your arm! Our glorious cruise vessel is awaiting the lads, as well as your TWO stunning topless waitresses. With nothing but itty bitty G-strings on, they're here to serve those BYO beers and mingle (flirt!) with the guys for the entire cruise! Get ready for a bucks party cruise you won't forget!

Cruise through the Yarra River, raising your glass to your buck and enjoying some incredible views... the waterfront is pretty nice too I guess! But your topless babes aren't just here to provide some eye candy for you and the lads, they've been hired for their winning personalities, and they'll keep the guys entertained with endless amounts of banter! There's no better way to celebrate your best mate's bucks party than cruising through the seas with two smoking hot babes at your service!

After three hours on your private cruise, you'll dock and head back to dry land... sorry lads, this does mean saying goodbye to your two busty babes! But don't fret - the fun doesn't stop there! Head off into the heart of the city to check into your incredible Melbourne bucks party accommodation! We've kitted your group out with an upgraded bachelor pad to host all the afternoon's shenanigans - and there's a full sized fridge to keep all those remaining BYO beers nice and cold! Kick off your shoes, crack another beer, and settle in for a legendary bucks night!

Finish up the last of your afternoon beers before it's time to head out onto your top notch bucks night dinner! Stroll from your apartments to your reserved table awaiting your arrival at our epic German beer house! We've got a German beer on arrival sorted for each lad, plus a bonus 1L stein for the buck, That's just how we do it at My Ultimate Bucks, so raise yet another toast to the man of the hour! As you're reminiscing on the ultimate day you've had, we've got man-sized schnitzel selections served up for each lad. Our menu has been specifically designed to be a Melbourne bucks party crowd pleaser, so there's guaranteed to be something for everyone!

Once you’ve eaten your fill and indulged in a few more drinks from the bar, the formalities of your bucks party have wrapped up! The night is yours to choose from our wide range of activities – complimentary nightclub entry? VIP strip shows at our sought-after strip club? A stretch hummer ride through Melbourne? Chat to one of our Melbourne party consultants about adding some extra shenanigans to your night!

Did we not say this Melbourne bucks weekend would be epic? Give your best mate the bucks weekend from his dreams – just give us a call on 1300 339 734 or email us on and let us do the planning!