Buoys, Boobs and Bevs

  • Private Yacht
  • 3 Hour Cruise
  • Topless Waitress Onboard
  • Eski and Ice
  • BYO Onboard
  • BBQ Feed
  • Bonus Bev for the Buck
  • Jug Of Beer
  • Another Bonus Bev For The Buck
  • Round of Beers Included
  • Bonus Jug Of Beer For The Buck
  • Darling Harbour Departure Location
  • Drinks Package Options
  • Options For More Entertainment Onboard
  • Customise it!

It's the classic floating Sydney Bucks party idea that never fails to impress the lads. There is a boat, some beers, and some seriously impressive boobs. Spend three hours aboard our private catamaran with a smoking hot topless waitress delivering your drinks. And she is not the only one smoking!

$249.00 per person, with a minimum of 15 attendees. Expecting less? Browse Packages By Your Group Size.

$249.00 per person, based on 15 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your bucks party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Bucks packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.

Popular Customisation options for this package

Select one to start customising your package!

Picture this. The sun is out. Your eski is full. And there is a topless waitress waving you aboard your private catamaran. No crowds. No queuing. Just you, your crew, and three hours of absolute Sydney Harbour bliss and more. This is not just a Bucks party. This is the kind of day your mate will bring up in his wedding speech... and probably get in trouble for.

You roll up to King Street Wharf, ready to live large on your own private luxury catamaran yacht. This is not some shared boat with plastic seats and a Bluetooth speaker. This is your personal floating playground. And yes, BYO food and drink is totally allowed. Stock up on your favourites, rummage through the bottle-o, and bring that weird craft beer your mate refuses to shut up about or that pink mixer your Buck secretly loves when no one is watching. We will not tell a soul. We are not judging, just loading up the eskies with ice already waiting.

Smoke on the water? This time, yes, and it smells bloody good. Our onboard deckhands are BBQ kings, so bring all your favourites like lamb chops, snags, chicken kebabs, and that one mate’s questionable chilli sauce. It is basically Australia Day on water. Only no one’s uncle is burning the meat or arguing over the tongs. This is how My Ultimate Bucks does BBQ.

Then she appears. Tan lines, a smile that stops traffic, and no top in sight. The crew handles the beers while your topless waitress handles... well, everything else. She is all curves and confidence, ferrying your drinks around like an absolute queen, and turning every moment into a visual highlight reel. Snap some photos, let her drag your Buck up for a dance, or just sit back and enjoy the kind of service that makes grown men emotional. And if someone asks where the plates are? She might just hand you one with nothing but a wink. Classic.

Three hours. Ice-cold drinks. A BBQ feast. And a Harbour view most blokes only dream of.

Then, as the lads hit dry land, you go straight into our Darling Harbour waterfront bar gem. No wandering around like lost tools trying to find a pub that actually has space. No queuing with a pack of tourists for a table that does not exist. Your reserved table is waiting. Our team is ready to welcome your crew with a jug of beer already chilled and ready to pour. The Buck cops a bonus brew too. The view is not the only thing that is generous down here. Someone makes a toast, someone spills a chip, and someone else takes a selfie with a seagull. Classic Sydney.

Next up, you either stroll or Uber it depending on your mate’s sway to our inner-city bistro in the Sydney CBD. The vibes are on point, the beers are flowing, and the food? Sorted. Everyone scores a main meal. No menu confusion or group chat debates here. Just burgers, pizza, and parmis locked and loaded for the lot of you. Plus a schooner or spirit and mixer each, to match the feed and keep spirits high. The Buck gets another bonus bev. We do not just make him feel looked after. We make him feel like a bloody king.

At this point, your Buck already feels like the king of the world, sending the group chat live updates and giving the best man a high-five he will feel for days.

Just when you think the night might be winding down? We prove you wrong. One last bar. One last jug. And one final toast to the legend about to hang up his single status for good. Stroll to our hidden bar and bistro. It is the kind of place that locals love and tourists never find. Slide into your reserved seats like VIPs. Bonus jug for the Buck? You already know it.

Three epic bars. One yacht. One topless stunner. And a crew of mates who never had to lift a finger. This is how you do a Bucks party in Sydney. Done right, done proper, and done with My Ultimate Bucks.

Call 1300 339 734 or hit our contact form to lock it in now. Or risk your mate ending up on a half-baked pub crawl with warm beers and no story worth telling.