The PTB: Paintball, Tits, Beer

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A combination of Sydney Bucks brilliance – kicking off with an epic paintball battle with tonnes of amo…before heading to your VIP premier lounge where 3 hours of included bevies roll off the bar, and your private My Ultimate Bucks topless angel shows off her best ass-ets whilst serving you all up a brilliant feed and bringing you booze.
 
Kicking off the debauchery – it’s time for the ‘must have’ on any Best Mans list of Bucks Party Do antics. Tactical Paintball. Deposited on our prime battlefield territory, your Commanding Officer will escort your motley troops to the Armoury where you enter looking like boys and come out prepared as men.

State of the art equipment with Paintball Weapons, Camo Overalls & Paintball amo - Mask, Gun, Field Action, Paintballs. Feel free to deck out your buck in a tutu etc... Ok, well most of you will look like men but one of you may just look like a joke. That’s the price he pays for getting married though - right?

Loaded up with 500 paintballs and handed a rifle, some may say this is a bad idea but we think it’s AWESOME. Spend the arvo hidden in trenches and the evening coming up in bruises, especially if you end up playing with someone army trained (I speak from experience). We include a Pizza Lunch to refuel between rounds too. Let survival instinct, cunning and training take over - its kill or be killed. We are assuming you survive though and have arranged a brilliant Sydney Bucks Night of tits and beer.

Time to head back to your chosen den of iniquity (or you know, just someone’s house) to suit up for the bucks night evening, before swanning into the Cross and into your own VIP bar.

Located in the heart of the action, this recently-refurbished, done up to the nines, impressive addition to the Sydney nightlife has a VIP room awaiting just for you. And what a coup. Put your wallets away boys as this one’s all sorted – three hours of free flowing beverage package, featuring beers, wines & ciders.

And what Sydney bucks night would be complete without tits – que your own personal topless waitress, hot off the catwalk of your bucks dreams and not at all shy, her task for the evening is to fawn and flatter as she fetches your drinks and flirts her pretty little arse off. She is a worthy distraction and an enviable asset for any group to tout. Leaving not much to the imagination but plenty of reason to keep on drinking. Dude food – think BBQ Lamb Cutlets, Pulled Beef and Smoked Cheddar Sliders, Fried Chicken Wings with Sweet Chili etc…ferried around to the lads to ensure a good feed as well as a good view. Sydney bucks night package for the win.

Three words on every best mans bucket list: Paintball. Tits. Beer. Add to that the strip club VIP entry to keep the night going in the right direction, a beverage package, awesome dude food and a hellofallota reasons to bask in the glory of having done your best mate proud. And all you had to do was pickup the phone…1300339734.