Bucks Brews Cruise Weekend

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A winner of a Bucks weekend that gives you a three hour party cruise built for boys with non-stop basics, beer, a smorgasbord of boobs and a bloke’s buffet, all topped off with an X-rated floor show and no time to view the picturesque scenes of Sydney’s most famous harbour floating leisurely by. Finish this off with a comfortable bed for the night in a decent hotel in the heart of the city and there you have a right proper send off for your best mate’s final fling with freedom. All a board...!
 
So there is a hotel in the heart of Sydney that has your name on it. It has an overpriced mini bar with room for your normal priced beers and comfortable beds waiting for drunken blokes to collapse, fully clothed, on top of them... & It has a sofa for when Tim cant make it the extra few steps to bed. It has 24hr reception for when you lose your key and a sparkling swimming pool that none of you will get to see. Dump you bags, down a beer and head to the dock – its time to cruise.
 
A gateway to Bucks paradise sits floating on the dock of Sydney Harbour. Step forth and celebrate in true Bucks style upon this three hour party cruise where no man shall pass coin across a bar, nor put his hand in his pocket for a feed, nor pay inflated fees to see a naked lady dance. For all of these bucks night necessities have been laid on for you and all take place on this one boat. I can already hear your sigh of happiness.

Vodka, Bourbon, Scotch, Beer and Wine flows freely from the moment you depart, with a lingerie waitress serving you throughout the night. If only all bars ran like this we would spend far more time in pubs – who are we kidding…. they still serve beer. These lovely lasses with naught more than lace strips, have tits large enough to encourage your tips (sorry, couldn’t help myself). Easy natures and perfect figures make a winning combination as a perfect Bucks Buffet is served with more than a smile. A smorgasbord of dinner delights is laid out on the table presenting you with the hardest decision you will have to face during this bucks. The prawns or the roast beef. F**k it. Have both. That is what buffets are for.

As if this lads version of Dreamworld did not already a perfect Bucks make, we present to you, a not for faint hearted or easily shocked, XXX rated strip show right here on this very boat.  No details or specifics of this show will be given as my boss does not believe our website is an appropriate vessel for porn. I will let you take that up with them though as I quiet like my pay check. Following three fantastic hours on board our floating party paradise, it is time to disembark and go quietly into the night. Ha ha ha ha ha…. Seriously though – do whatever takes you fancy for the remainder of the evening but always remember that comfortable bed that we booked for you, waiting to welcome you when your revelry comes to a close. So much better than a park bench.

On Sunday morning, it’s time to leave the hotel, and leave quickly. You have probably already slept until 5 minutes before checkout and the room is strewn with the mess from the night before. Grab your belongings and head for the door. Take a right on the street, walk another block and the café there sells awesome coffee. This is the best I can do to fix your sorry state. At least last night was worth it hey!

I don’t feel that there is anything left to say. You now know that we can make all this happen just by picking up the phone. You know that we will stay in shadows, letting you steal the limelight for organising such an awesome Bucks send off. You know that we ferret away in the background, piecing it all together so that you just get to relax and have fun. So if you still need convincing, then maybe this isnt the right package for you – or maybe you just aren’t the right man for this package…..