Timber & Tits
Planning a Bucks party that actually delivers? Mate, you’ve just hit the bullseye. While other best men are still frantically googling “Gold Coast Bucks ideas” and locking in dodgy venues that turn the lads away at the door, you’ve lined up an absolute belter. Axes flying, beers flowing, and a bikini-clad stunner making sure the buck is sent off in style! No stress, no second guessing. Just a full-throttle, beer-soaked, banter-packed celebration that cements your legacy as groomsman of the year.
$179.00 per person, based on 12 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your bucks party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Bucks packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!This isn’t just a Bucks night. It’s Timber and Tits! Packed with bullseye-worthy banter, beer, and a stunner who’ll have the Buck absolutely lost for words. We’re talking axes flying, pints pouring, jugs clinking, and a bikini-clad smokeshow who’s got it all under control. If you’re after a seamless, high-energy Bucks party that goes from arvo to late and nails every essential element, this is it!
The lads kick off with two hours of axe throwing, going head-to-head in an all-out battle of accuracy, skill, and sheer dumb luck. This isn’t just flinging axes for fun. This is full-blown Viking-style competition where accuracy, ego, and a lifetime of bragging rights are on the line. The Buck is under pressure, the sledging is strong, and someone’s 100 percent going to launch their axe into the safety wall before the round ends. You’ll hear the clash of timber, the roar of victory, and plenty of blokes blaming their bad aim on the wind... indoors.
With egos either soaring or in tatters, the crew makes their way to the next venue. Step inside our Gold Coast sports bar, where cold beer and screen-lit glory await. No fighting for a spot like it’s the final quarter of the Grand Final. Your reserved seats are all yours, so no one can steal your prime viewing or your bragging rights. You’ve got reserved seating lined up and the Buck cops a frothy tower of beer to keep the celebration flowing. This is where the commentary really ramps up and the lads relive their axe throwing ‘glory’ like they’re on post-match analysis. Sport on the screens, beers on the table, and a vibe that hits just right.
Then, things take a turn from rowdy to raucous. Stroll down the Surfers Boulevard and head into our bar and bistro, where the vibe is electric and the banter is flying. As the lads settle in, a round of spirits and mixers is served up, followed by a spread of share plates packed with crowd-pleasers. Think the likes of golden calamari, saucy chicken wings, crispy wedges, and cheesy garlic bread. No fumbling with QR codes, awkwardly chasing waitstaff, or wondering if anyone remembered your order. It’s all coming straight to the table, no dramas. Drinks are poured, plates are dropped, and just as the boys start wondering who’s running this flawless operation... she arrives.
Your very own bikini waitress. Flirty, confident, and an absolute minx, she is here to serve the drinks, deliver the eats, and stir up all the right kinds of chaos. She gives the Buck just a little extra attention. Lingering smiles, playful sass, and cheeky banter that has him red-faced and loving every second. The lads are grinning, the vibe shifts, and suddenly this Bucks night is less about dinner and more about 'man, did that just happen?' It is the kind of moment that cements this night as one for the books.
And when the plates are conquered and the bikini waitress wraps up, the night is far from over. Your final venue is our legendary Irish pub just a stroll away, where the atmosphere is warm, the music is pumping, and the next round is already sorted. No scrounging for a table or awkwardly hovering like lost tourists. Your reserved spot is ready and waiting, prime real estate for maximum bragging rights. Reserved seating is locked in and the Buck scores a bonus jug of beer to toast the end of an unforgettable night. It is the kind of place where stories get retold, nicknames are locked in, and someone inevitably argues they would have crushed the axe-throwing final if only the wind had been in their favour... or maybe it was just the beer.
Four epic venues. No taxis. No stuffing around. Just a solid crew, cold drinks, killer eats, and a knockout waitress to keep the energy high. While other Bucks groups are fumbling for plans, you’re ticking off every essential like legends and doing it all in Gold Coast style.
This isn’t just a night out. This is a perfectly curated, all-inclusive My Ultimate Bucks experience. Every move is sorted and every moment hits the mark. All you have got to do is show up, throw down, and send the Buck off with the kind of night that goes down in history.
Think you can handle this level of Viking awesomeness? There’s only one way to find out. Contact us now to check availability. This one sells out quicker than the Buck’s excuses after axe throwing.