Stern & Stunners

  • Private Boat, + 3 Venue Stops
  • Private BYO Boat Cruise
  • Private Topless Waitress
  • Bavarian Celebration
  • Steins & Bretzels
  • Burgers, Beer Garden
  • Gentlemen’s Club Finale
  • Topless Stunners, Stage Shows
  • VIP At Every Stop
  • Customise it!

Bucks mission brief

Stern & Stunners keeps the whole crew aboard a private boat for two hours, BYO stocked and flowing from the moment the ropes drop. A topless waitress works the full crossing, keeping the Buck at the centre of the action the entire way. Docking leads straight into a Bavarian beer hall, table held, bretzels served and a proper stein put in front of the man himself. From there, a reserved booth at a sports bar, screens up, burgers landing and a bonus pint that arrives without being asked for. The night closes with complimentary entry into the strip club, no queue, no cover, just walking straight in. Water, beer hall, feed, finale: four stops, one crew, and a Buck who's the centre of every single one.

Game Plan

$299.00 per person, with a minimum of 9 attendees.

$299.00 per person, based on 9 attendees.

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Stern & Stunners starts where every good night should: standing on the deck of a boat that belongs entirely to your crew for the next two hours, nobody else's booking sharing the water with you.

There's no scrambling between venues here, no bouncer standing between the crew and a good time. The whole thing's already been worked out before anyone's turned up.

Get your own drinks into the esky and settle in, because this crossing runs entirely on what you've brought. The ropes come off, the first round gets poured from your own stash, and the skyline starts doing its thing as the boat pulls out into open water.

Working the deck for the full two hours is a topless waitress who's there to keep the energy climbing, pouring drinks, cracking jokes, and making certain the Buck never goes ten minutes without being the centre of it all. By the time you dock, the crew's already got their first story of the night.

From the water it's straight into round two: a Bavarian beer hall with your table held and the first drinks already on the way over. Bretzels hit the table, and the Buck gets handed a stein that looks like it was built specifically for a man having his last night of freedom.

The crew then shifts into a sports bar booth reserved and waiting, screens lining every wall, and a burger landing that's worth talking about: wagyu, southern fried chicken or plant-based, whichever way the table votes. The Buck's bonus pint turns up on its own, no flagging a waiter required. From there it's pool, another round, or just letting the buzz from the beer hall carry through.

The finale is the strip club: complimentary entry, no cover, no standing around outside, just a straight walk in while everyone else waits their turn. What happens after that is entirely the crew's call.

Stern & Stunners is built to keep the Buck exactly where he belongs, front and centre of every single stop. Only one of these gets booked per date, so if a Saturday's the target, you'll want to move before somebody else takes your spot at the stern.