Maritime Mayhem

  • Private Boat Cruise
  • 3 Hour Cruise
  • Bar Onboard
  • Topless Waitress Onboard
  • Epic Beer Garden
  • Beer Paddle For Each Guest
  • Awesome Pub Feed
  • Arrival Beers With Dinner
  • Bonus Beer for the Buck
  • Customise it!

Bucks mission brief

Some bucks parties stumble through bars... yours starts with a private boat, a stunning topless waitress, and cold beers in hand. After three hours on the river, step into a craft beer session and a proper pub feed. No wandering, no waiting—just a seamless celebration from start to finish.

Game Plan

$389.00 per person, with a minimum of 9 attendees.

$389.00 per person, based on 9 attendees.

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If the buck’s send off needs river views, cold beers and unapologetic chaos done properly, Maritime Mayhem is the answer. This is not a loose plan stitched together at the last minute. It is a fully curated My Ultimate Bucks experience that kicks off on the water and surges straight into a night of big feeds, quality pours and late night bravado. Private boat. Private attention. Zero drop in momentum.

The night launches aboard your own private party boat cruising the Brisbane River for three hours of uninterrupted celebration. Wide open decks give the lads space to spread out, settle in and take over while the skyline rolls past. Drinks flow from the onboard bar, grazing platters keep the energy steady and the music sets the tempo early. From the first toast, it is clear this night is built differently.

Turning the dial up further, a private topless waitress joins the cruise to keep the beers coming, the banter flowing and the buck firmly centre stage. With the river as your backdrop and the boat entirely yours, the vibe stays loud, confident and undeniably bucks. This is the kind of start that other groups on the water wish they had locked in.

Back on land, Maritime Mayhem keeps charging. A reserved table is waiting at our premium craft beer venue, where each guest is served a tasting paddle featuring four standout brews. River stories get louder, the highlights are replayed and the buck enjoys a bonus drink to mark his moment. No wandering. No delays. Just straight into quality beers with the crew locked in.

With appetites properly earned, the lads roll into a classic pub setting for a feed that delivers. A cold pint is lined up for every guest, alongside loaded burgers and shared fries for the table. Big portions, zero nonsense and exactly what is needed to keep the night firing.

If the crew wants to push on, late night venue access is already lined up. Strip clubs, whisky bars or nightclubs are all on the table, with complimentary entry arranged so your group walks straight in while others queue outside.

Maritime Mayhem is a My Ultimate Bucks package built for small groups who want a bold, high energy send off without compromise. A private boat, topless waitress, craft beer paddles, a proper burger feast and late night venue options come together in one seamless celebration. This one fills fast and prime dates disappear quickly. Once it is gone, it is gone. Lock it in now before another crew beats you to it and your buck misses out on a night this big. Call 1300 339 734 and secure Maritime Mayhem while you still can.