Maritime Mayhem
Some bucks parties stumble through bars—yours starts with a private boat, a stunning topless waitress, and cold beers in hand. After three hours on the river, step into a craft beer session and a proper pub feed. No wandering, no waiting—just a seamless celebration from start to finish.
$389.00 per person, based on 9 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your bucks party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Bucks packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!If the buck’s send-off calls for beers, boats, and a bit of cheeky fun, this package delivers a VIP celebration with zero hassle. A private boat, a topless waitress, craft beers, and a legendary pub feast—this is the ultimate small-group bucks night that’s big on experience. Set sail, raise a glass, and let the mayhem begin.
Phase One: All Aboard for a Bucks Party on the Water. Your private boat is waiting, stocked with an on-board bar, spacious decks, and antipasto platters to fuel the crew. This isn’t just a quick lap of the river—this is a three-hour private cruise with epic views, plenty of room to party, and the perfect setup for a night to remember. Whether you’re chilling with a drink in hand or turning the deck into your own floating dance floor, this is how you do a bucks night properly.
Phase Two: Your Own Private Topless Waitress. A VIP cruise needs VIP service, and your private topless waitress is here to deliver. She’ll be pouring drinks, bringing the banter, and ensuring the buck gets plenty of well-earned attention. The ultimate mix of class and cheek, she’s here for three hours of non-stop fun, making sure the party stays lively and the buck gets sent off in style.
Phase Three: Pints & Paddle Talk. Back on dry land, it’s time to keep the momentum going at a top craft beer venue, where a reserved table is locked in. Each guest scores a tasting paddle featuring four killer brews, and the buck cops a bonus beer—because it wouldn’t be a proper send-off without a little extra. This is where the real post-cruise breakdown begins—who was the life of the party, who disappeared to the deck for ‘fresh air,’ and who’s buying the next round.
Phase Four: A Feed Fit for a Bucks Party. With the appetite officially fired up, it’s time to hit one of Brisbane’s best pubs for a serious feed. A cold beer on arrival, a loaded burger feast, and shared fries for the table—this is no average pub meal, it’s the fuel every bucks night needs. No nonsense, no tiny portions—just a proper feast before the night kicks up a gear.
Phase Five: VIP Nightlife Access – No Lines, No Hassle. If the crew wants to wrap things up at a strip club, whiskey bar, or top nightclub, we’ve got it sorted. Skip the queues, dodge the cover charges, and head straight through the doors while the other groups are still negotiating with the bouncers. No waiting, no messing about—just a seamless transition to the next phase of the night.
Beers, Boats & A Bucks Night to Remember. This isn’t just a night out—it’s a My Ultimate Bucks package built for blokes who want a top-tier send-off with none of the usual drama. A private boat, a topless waitress, craft beer paddles, a next-level burger feast, and VIP entry options—all lined up for an unforgettable night.
The Maritime Mayhem package is one of Brisbane’s most premium small-group bucks parties, and spots are limited. Lock it in now and give the buck a send-off that’s smooth, seamless, and packed with mayhem in all the right ways.