Captain's Last Call

  • Private Boat Cruise
  • 3 Hour Cruise
  • Bar Onboard
  • Topless Waitress Onboard
  • Epic Beer Garden
  • Beer Paddle For Each Guest
  • Awesome Pub Feed
  • Arrival Beers With Dinner
  • Bonus Beer for the Buck
  • Customise it!

Bucks mission brief

Why squeeze into packed bars when you can party on your own private boat? Set sail with a topless waitress, cold brews, and epic views before docking for craft beer paddles, a feast-worthy pub meal, and VIP nightclub entry. The buck’s last hurrah is smooth sailing from start to finish—no crowds, no waiting, just premium party vibes.

Game Plan

$349.00 per person, with a minimum of 10 attendees.

$349.00 per person, based on 10 attendees.

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If the buck has ever said, “Just one more,” then Captain’s Last Call is built in his honour. This is not a gentle farewell or a polite lap around the city. It is a full-throttle My Ultimate Bucks blowout that starts on the river, leans hard into the banter and finishes exactly where it should, with full glasses, full stomachs and stories that will never quite be told the same way twice. Big views. Bigger laughs. Zero chance of an early night.

The send-off begins the right way, aboard your own private party boat cruising the Brisbane River for three solid hours. No random passengers. No outside noise. Just the lads, the skyline and plenty of room to move. Drinks flow freely from the onboard bar, grazing platters keep everyone fuelled, and the music sets the tone early. This is where the buck officially clocks off and the crew steps up as his loyal deckhands, fully committed to the mission.

To make sure morale stays sky high, a private topless waitress joins the cruise, keeping the beers coming and the banter firing. She mingles with the lads, serves drinks and makes sure the buck is firmly in the spotlight where he belongs. With the river rolling past and the boat entirely yours, the vibe stays loud, confident and completely unapologetic. This is not sightseeing. This is a floating takeover.

Once back on land, the night keeps charging forward without missing a beat. A reserved table is waiting at our premium craft beer venue, ready for the lads to debrief properly. Each guest is served a tasting paddle featuring four standout brews, setting the scene for bold opinions, questionable replays of events and plenty of talk about who peaked too early on the boat. The buck scores a bonus drink, naturally, because captains drink first.

As hunger kicks in, it is time for a proper refuel. The crew heads to a classic pub setting where a cold pint is lined up for every guest. Loaded burgers hit the table with shared fries – no fancy nonsense, just big portions and serious flavour. Sports play across the screens, the volume lifts, and the banter sharpens as the night starts leaning into its final stretch.

If the lads are still standing and keen to push on, the doors are wide open. Late-night venue access is already lined up, whether that means a strip club, a whisky bar or a nightclub. Complimentary entry is arranged so your group moves straight inside while other crews are still negotiating ropes and cover charges. This is how nights stay rolling without losing momentum.

Captain’s Last Call is a My Ultimate Bucks package designed for small groups who want a bold, laddish send-off done properly. A private boat, a topless waitress, craft beer paddles, a proper burger feast and late-night venue access all come together in one seamless celebration that does not let up.

This package is always in demand, and the best dates disappear quickly. Once weekends are gone, they are gone, and there is nothing worse than watching another crew post river shots from the night you meant to book. Lock it in now before the window closes and the captain misses his final call. Call 1300 339 734 and secure Captain’s Last Call while you still can!