Captain Buck

  • Private Boat, + 3 Venue Stops
  • Private BYO Boat Cruise
  • Private Topless Waitress
  • Bavarian Celebration
  • Steins & Bretzels
  • Burgers, Beer Garden
  • Gentlemen’s Club Finale
  • Topless Stunners, Stage Shows
  • VIP At Every Stop
  • Customise it!

Bucks mission brief

Every crew needs someone at the helm, and tonight that's the Buck. Captain Buck puts him in charge of a private boat, reserved for your group alone, with the esky stocked from your own supply before the ropes are even off. A dedicated topless waitress runs the full two hours at sea, all eyes on the man in command. Docking brings a Bavarian beer hall with your table waiting, a fresh round poured, bretzels on the table and a proper stein handed to the Captain himself. Next stop, a sports bar with a reserved table, screens up, a hearty burger on the way and a bonus pint that finds him without asking. The voyage closes with complimentary strip club entry, straight through the door, no queue in sight. One crew, one Captain, zero admin.

Game Plan

$379.00 per person, with a minimum of 7 attendees.

$379.00 per person, based on 7 attendees.

Popular Customisation options for this package

Select one to start customising your package!

Captain Buck puts one man in charge for the night, and for once, it isn't the best man doing the organising. The crew climbs aboard knowing exactly who's steering this thing: the Buck himself, given the run of a private boat that belongs to your group and nobody else's for the next two hours.

Forget the usual scramble of ringing venues and hoping someone answers. There's no arguing with a doorman, no standing on a footpath deciding what's next. The whole route is already charted.

Load the esky with whatever you've brought along, because this is a bring-your-own affair from start to finish, and the first can gets cracked before the boat's properly left the dock. The engine hums, the skyline slides past on either side, and the Captain's crew settles in for a ride that's entirely theirs.

Running the deck for the full two hours is a topless waitress who treats the Buck like the VIP he actually is tonight, pouring drinks, stirring up the banter, and making sure nobody's glass sits empty for long. She's the reason this crossing gets talked about long after it's over.

When the boat ties up, the celebration doesn't pause, it just moves indoors. A Bavarian beer hall has your table set and waiting, a round already flowing before anyone's properly sat down. Bretzels arrive for the table, and the Captain gets handed his own stein, the kind of glass that says the man in charge earns the biggest pour.

From the beer hall it's a short trip into the next act: a sports bar with your booth held, screens lining the walls, and a burger built the way a proper feed should be, wagyu, southern fried chicken or plant-based, whichever way the crew leans. The Captain scores his own bonus pint on the house, no ordering required. From here it's whatever the crew fancies, another round, a game of pool, or just riding the wave of a night that's already gone off.

Last stop is the strip club, and this is where command really pays off: complimentary entry, no cover charge, no line to stand in, straight through the door and into the room. What happens from here is entirely up to the crew.

Captain Buck is built for one thing: putting the man of the hour front and centre from the first pour to the last. Every date only carries one voyage like this, so if there's a Saturday in mind, get in early before somebody else takes the wheel.