Shots & Shots
Bucks mission brief
Rally the troops and prepare for absolute neon-soaked anarchy! We’re launching this mission by shoving the lads into urban camo and handing over tournament-grade markers with 400 rounds of vengeance each. Once you’ve successfully peppered the Buck, we’re retreating to a Bavarian hall for a proper German feast and a monster 1L stein for the victim of the hour. Forget the admin headaches, we’ve pre-booked the VIP booth and the first two rounds at the club to keep the momentum red-lined. It’s high-velocity chaos followed by top-tier soakage. This is a tactical masterpiece that’ll have the group chat buzzing until the first child arrives.
Game Plan
$349.00 per person, based on 6 attendees.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!Gather the troops and prepare for a day of absolute mayhem because we’re about to turn the "groom-to-be" into a moving target.
We kick things off by dragging the lads onto the ultimate paintball battlefield, where we'll deck you out in full-body urban camo overalls to hide that questionable gym physique and fog-free full-face masks (mostly to muffle the sounds of Dale whimpering when he takes a stray shot to the ribs). We’re handing every one of you a tournament-calibre paintball gun and a whopping 400 paintballs to start, with unlimited compressed air so you can keep the pressure high and the dignity low. Whether you’re tactically flanking like a pro or just spraying and praying until the air smells like neon paint and regret, it’s a non-stop shooting gallery designed for maximum chaos.
Once you’ve finished decorating each other in bruises and bright orange splats, it’s time to trade the camo for comfort as we march the battalion over to a reserved table in the heart of a rowdy Bavarian beer hall. You’ll be greeted by a crisp, cold German beer on arrival to wash away the grit of the battlefield, followed closely by a proper meal built for actual humans and not just those blokes who order a side salad on a buck's night. We’re talking hearty, rib-sticking schnitzels that’ll provide the necessary soakage for the long road ahead. And because he’s the man of the hour (or the victim of the day), we’re sliding a massive 1L stein of German beer over to the Buck, just to make sure his arm gets a workout before his liver does.
After you’ve conquered the schnitzels and the steins, we’re ramping up the energy and heading into the neon glow of one of Melbourne’s premier nightclubs. Forget standing in line like a bunch of nervous teenagers; we’ve got a private booth cordoned off just for the lads so you can watch the dance floor chaos from the safety of your own VIP fortress. You won't even have to worry about a dry spell at the bar, as the first round of drinks is already locked and loaded to keep the engine humming. With a second follow-up drink ready to go, it’s the perfect home base to regroup, talk up your paintball heroics, and ensure the Buck doesn’t wander off and try to start a new life in the coat check room.
Right now, you’re probably sitting in a group chat that’s 400 messages deep, half of which are just memes and the other half are "I dunno, what do you reckon?" while you desperately try to herd these cats into a coherent plan. Stop stressing over the logistics and let us handle the heavy lifting while you take all the credit for being the greatest Best Man in history. Give us a bell or chat with us on 1300 339 734 or hit Our Contact Form to lock it in. We only run one of these per date, so don't be a spectator!
If the Buck ends the night with his shoes on and his dignity intact, you clearly didn't go hard enough.