Bucks Battlefield & Bars
Bucks mission brief
Two and a half hours on a battlefield of barricades, cleared buildings and a speedball arena, four hundred paintballs each, full camo and fog-free masks, and one bloke out there wearing the target everyone agreed on before the whistle. Then the kit goes back and the group walks into a German beer hall where the seats are already held, a cold German beer waiting on every man and a schnitzel of your choosing on its way, while a full litre stein goes to the Buck alone. Last stop is a laneway speakeasy, two hours in a booth cordoned off for the group, two more rounds already covered. Three doors, no queueing at any of them. Nothing for you to run, and all of the credit.
Game Plan
$279.00 per person, based on 8 attendees.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!Bucks Battlefield & Bars does exactly what the name promises, and in that order. A battlefield first, two bars after, and a Buck who has to earn the second half by surviving the first.
You are not the one counting heads in a car park while everybody's phone battery dies at once. There is nothing left to work out, because it was worked out before any of you arrived.
The battlefield comes first: four hundred paintballs a man, barricades to duck behind, buildings to take, and a speedball arena for whoever wants the fight over quickly. Full-body camo overalls, fog-free full-face masks, tournament-calibre markers and unlimited air, so nobody spends the afternoon queueing for a refill. Two and a half hours of it. There is always one who has watched enough documentaries to start issuing hand signals, and always a group who have no idea what a single one of them means.
Once it is all spent, the kit goes back over the counter and the first bar is a German beer hall with the seats held under the group's name. A cold German beer is in front of every man within a minute of sitting down. Then the schnitzels, your pick from the menu, arriving on plates that demand a bit of respect and a fair bit of table. Somebody tries a hand signal at the bar out of pure habit and gets served anyway.
One stein on that table holds a full litre, and it is not going anywhere near the rest of you. It is the toll the Buck collects for crossing a battlefield to get to the bars, and Bucks Battlefield & Bars only hands it to one man.
The second bar sits behind a laneway door: a speakeasy, low light, and two hours in a booth cordoned off so the group has somewhere that belongs only to it. Two more rounds are already covered, beer or house spirit, one each, no maths. There is no door on this day that needs explaining, because all three venues have the group down in advance and it shows the second you walk in.
Not one of those venues had to be talked into anything, and not one of them had to be found. You put a single option in front of the group, and from the moment the masks came down it stopped being your job and started being your reputation.
There is one Bucks Battlefield & Bars per date and it goes to whoever asks first. The Saturdays everyone wants disappear months out and they do not come back. Check your date and get the answer today. Camo hides a lot, but it does not hide a bloke who cannot shoot.