The Bachelor Boat
Bucks mission brief
This is the Bucks package for lads who cannot be trusted near water, women or strong energy drinks. Start with cold pints, hot food and a bikini waitress who knows exactly how to steer the buck off course. Then board your private yacht for three hours of nautical nonsense, big bragging and ocean breeze mayhem. Wrap the night with a strip club finale worthy of a bestseller. Perfect for a Bucks group of 7 that wants boats, beers and bikini level drama. Every wave hits. Every moment lands.
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$429.00 per person, based on 7 attendees.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!The Bachelor Boat is crafted for the crews who believe a man’s final night of freedom should happen on open water with beers flowing, a bikini-clad distraction melting every brain cell and a yacht rocking harder than the group chat on a Sunday morning. This is not a polite farewell. This is a maritime meltdown carrying the buck from pub chaos to ocean mischief and ending in a strip club finale worthy of a standing ovation. My Ultimate does not dabble in ordinary. We design nights that make even the tide nervous.
Your voyage begins on land, where our bar and bistro welcomes the lads like a harbour built for bad decisions. A reserved table waits for you, saving the crew from the torture of roaming around for seats or hovering awkwardly near blokes regretting they ate out tonight. Drinks hit the table immediately, followed by a feast of share plates that disappear faster than anyone will admit the next morning. Calamari, wings, garlic bread, wedges and fries fuel the rising noise as the boys start warming up to the kind of chaos that never stays onshore!
Then the first real wave hits. Your bikini waitress arrives with the kind of confidence that could sink battleships. She leans in close, teases the buck without mercy and makes him stutter so badly the lads nearly fall off their chairs. She knows exactly who she is here to destabilise, and she does the job with award-winning precision. We know. We train her.
With spirits high and the temperature rising, it is time to take this Bachelor Boat idea to its rightful arena. Down at the marina, your private My Ultimate catamaran-style yacht gleams like a floating invitation to behave irresponsibly. The crew loads their bevvies, mixers (including that fruity cruiser your Buck secretly likes), and snacks onboard with the enthusiasm of men preparing for an epic voyage. And then you push off.
The ocean breeze hits. The music lifts. The buck climbs onto the bow pretending to be some heroic bachelor icon, when he looks more like a windswept muppet with a beer in hand. The lads spread across the deck, claiming spots like pirates dividing treasure. Someone makes a speech. Someone else opens a drink with their teeth. The Bachelor Boat is now fully underway, and the chaos is glorious.
But even the wildest water run needs one final act back on land, and this one is designed to shake the groom to his core.
Your arrival at our premier strip club comes with complimentary entry, and you glide past the line like men who have definitely done something to deserve VIP treatment. Inside, the lights sink low, the mood thickens and every lad suddenly forgets how to sit still. The buck pretends he is calm. He is lying.
Then she appears. The bombshell. The temptress. The showstopper built entirely to ruin whatever confidence he regained on the boat. She moves with slow, hypnotic power that snaps the crew into silence. The buck knows his doom is imminent. When she calls him to the stage, the room erupts. He walks up like a condemned man trying to smile through it. She peels off his shirt in one smooth pull and delivers a lap dance so intense the lads nearly collapse from laughing, cheering and absolutely losing control. Drinks spill. Friends scream. One bloke wheezes. The buck looks traumatically delighted. Perfect!
By the time he staggers back to the table, flushed, glowing and forever changed, the crew knows this night hit harder than any party they have ever thrown. And YOU made this one real.
The Bachelor Boat is not just a night. It is a full-scale voyage of feast, flirt, ocean chaos and strip club destruction designed to give the groom one last run before he docks into married life. Call us on 1300 339 734 or reach out via Our Contact Form to secure the yacht. Because plenty of boats leave the marina… but only one carries a story the lads will be telling until their knees give out.