Tactics And Tits
It is not just a name, it is the game plan. Open with paintball warfare that leaves no man unmarked, roll straight into a VIP room stacked with ice-cold beers and wings that vanish faster than the buck’s dignity, then deploy the ultimate distraction. Your own topless bombshell keeping the pace wild and the drinks flowing. This is not your average bucks send-off. This is strategic chaos, perfectly executed.
$299.00 per person, based on 12 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your bucks party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Bucks packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!This is how you do a Gold Coast bucks party. High-impact paintball battles, victory beers in a sports bar, and a private room session with your own topless waitress keeping the drinks flowing. If you want a send-off that blends adrenaline, banter, and just the right amount of chaos, you have found it.
The day kicks off at our exclusive My Ultimate Bucks paintball fields for an all-out skirmish. No underwhelming, two-second shootouts here. This is an epic 2.5-hour session where the lads will duck, dive, and light each other up with a non-stingy 100 paintballs per person. The fields are built for carnage, the shouts echo through the bushland, and the buck will be earning every single welt.
You’ll be kitted out with all the protective gear you need. Coveralls, face masks, the works, so you can go full Rambo without copping a paintball to the eye. Pro tip: bring a chicken suit or a blazing red tutu for the buck so you can paint him like a Jackson Pollock masterpiece. The brighter, the better. Think of it as making him an easier target for “team morale”.
Once you have wiped off the paint and glory, your private chauffeur is waiting kerbside. No sweaty public rides, no splitting Ubers, no herding the lads into maxi taxis. Just the crew rolling like champions into your own ride back towards the heart of Surfers, swapping war stories, ribbing the buck, and reliving that one impossible headshot (or a lucky spray) he is never going to stop talking about.
You roll up to our sports bar and pub that knows exactly how to fuel a crew of victorious warriors, with a table fit for winners already waiting. No standing around fighting for stools here. The moment you land, the buck is presented with a towering monument of beer. The victory beer tower arrives to cheers from the lads, glasses raised high in a proper post-match salute. Around you, the sports screens are alive with the latest games, the smell of pub feeds is drifting through the air, and the buzz of the bar feels like the whole place is celebrating with you.
From there, the celebration shifts up a gear. You are now in your VIP private room, set for the next three solid hours of booze, food, and bucks-only antics. Your professional bartender is on hand to keep the drinks coming. Ice-cold beers, wine, sparkling, and soft for the softs. There is no running dry here, which is exactly how a proper celebration should be. The kitchen sends in plates of wings and chips that hit the table hot and fast, with flavours from Buffalo to Portuguese, Hickory Smoked BBQ to Honey Soy. The kind of spread that has one bloke saying, “I’m full,” and then somehow reaching for another wing five minutes later.
And then... the door opens. In walks your topless waitress, turning heads faster than a referee’s whistle. The room shifts instantly. She keeps drinks topped up without you asking, the banter flying, and the buck completely forgetting whatever story he was halfway through telling. There is a victory toast, one last nod to the day’s carnage, with the buck getting special attention in front of the crew. Maybe she leans in to hand him a wing while pretending not to notice the hot sauce running down his chin. Either way, he is red in the face for more reasons than one. With nothing but a smile and bare skin on show, she is the game-changer of the night.
When your private room and red-hot waitress session wrap, the night does not have to end. You can choose to level up with VIP complimentary entry to a nightclub or high-end strip club. While other bucks' groups are stuck in queues or forking out fifty bucks a head, you are walking straight in like you own the joint. Just talk to your Bucks Consultant to hook you up with the inside track.
Either way, you have smashed it. No queues, no guesswork, and no chance anyone forgets the paintball carnage and the topless entertainment that capped it off.
Prime dates for this one vanish faster than the buck’s dignity in his chicken suit. Lock it in now before someone else snags your spot. Hit us up on 1300 339 734 or Contact Us, and let’s check if this legend of a bucks night package is available on your chosen date. Because once it’s gone, it’s gone.