Tig Ol' Bitties
Bucks mission brief
Want tits? Want drinks? Want more tits? Seriously though, a Presidential VIP booth at Brisbane's hottest strip club, 3 hour drinks package including spirits, hot as hell girls with tig ol' bitties everywhere you turn, and a private strip show for the buck.
Game Plan
$149.00 per person, based on 15 attendees.
Popular Customisation options for this package
Select one to start customising your package!
You're customising this package
Awesome - You are customising this package!
Add or remove things by ticking or unticking options in the list below.
Expecting less than 15 people? Let us know how many lads in the white box below.
All of your package customisations will show up right here!The night hits a new tier the second the boys step inside and realise the Tiddy Committee is in full attendance, and the buck’s brain abandons all operational thought. Tig Ol’ Bitties is the Brisbane send-off built for blokes who want one last night of unfiltered temptation, outrageous confidence and stunners everywhere the eye can possibly wander. This is not polite. This is not subtle. This is My Ultimate Bucks delivering chaos in its purest, most magnificent form!
Your saga explodes into motion the moment you arrive at our premium strip club, a four-pole, three-stage, shower-show playground engineered to dismantle the buck’s composure within seconds. Complimentary entry sweeps your crew past the queue because men who book a night of this calibre do not stand behind anyone! The second you step through the doors, you are hit with a wave of roaming bikini-clad stunners gliding through the room like they are auditioning for the Bazonga Olympics. The buck tries to act calm but fails instantly. The lads? They begin narrating every glance like sports commentators at a world final!
Then you are escorted to your very own Presidential booth with the best views in the house! Of course, we make sure everything is handled long before you even step foot inside! Put your wallets away lads, because drinks service kicks in for the next three hours with beer, cider, wine, juice and soft drinks! Everything needed to turn the lads into bold, overly confident connoisseurs of the Tiddy Arts. Every round lands fast, every sip fuels louder commentary and every moment tightens the grip chaos has on this night.
And just when the energy hits that dangerous sweet spot, the room shifts. It’s showtime!
A double girl strip show performed exclusively for your group takes the stage, and suddenly the buck undergoes a transformation worthy of scientific study. The dancers arrive with the kind of heat that could melt steel, moving in sync, climbing the poles, dropping low, switching rhythms and pushing the buck into the kind of stunned silence that only the Rack Department can induce. The lads erupt as cheers shake the room and jokes fly. The Milk Wagons mesmerise, and the Back Porch bounces with purpose. It is filth and art in equal measure, performed with the precision of women who know exactly how to detonate a Bucks group.
The show ends, but the mischief does not! Roaming stunners drift past the booth, the bar pulses, and the stages rotate through performances hotter than the buck’s most questionable past decisions. The lads lean back, drinks in hand, nodding like philosophers of sin reflecting on their work. Every retelling of the show becomes bigger, more dramatic and significantly less accurate, which is exactly how a Bucks night should be documented.
Tig Ol’ Bitties is a curated crescendo of debauchery. A VIP descent into temptation. A crafted My Ultimate Bucks experience where the buck gets one final ceremony in honour of chaos, curves and questionable choices. It is indulgent, it is iconic, and it is the kind of send-off that etches itself into legend!
To secure this Brisbane Bucks night of premium bazongas, untamed chaos and velvet-lit mayhem, call us on 1300 339 734 or reach out through Our Contact Form to check availability before another crew claims your throne. Send the buck into matrimony knowing his last night of freedom was handcrafted by the genius who put him front row in paradise! Oh, did we mention it has tits?