Why Every Great Bucks Night Should Include A Topless Waitress
Bruh, are you trying to win an argument with your friend or something? We thought this one would be obvious, but in case you, or someone you know (side eye), is on the fence, we’ll help you out. Our extensive knowledge, and unabashed enjoyment, of these hotties will hopefully convince you to take the plunge, faster than their skimpy bra plunges to the floor no doubt.
Fun
First and foremost, these delightful delicacies (boobies) are arguably the most important thing in many men’s lives, so of course they’d be a welcome addition to the party! Think of this, you’re waiting on your beer, food maybe, and along comes a buxom broad to serve you. She’s witty, she’s funny, knows exactly what to say and keeps the mood light and fun, how could she not with those…assets. The best part will be watching the reactions of the boys, especially that one mate who’s caught staring too long at her, oh watch his face go beetroot red. She’ll also come with all the tips and tricks of the trade, ever seen someone ping a bottle cap off their nipple and into their mouth? Well here’s your chance!
Break the Ice
Now, we know your buck is a man of repute, one that exists in more social circles than is probably needed, and we know that buck’s parties can be a melting pot of personalities, circles, and occupations. So a great way to break the ice is to present this group of discerning men with something they can all bond over and agree with: Boobs are fantastic. Whether you’re into the big, small, plastic, natural, or any of the various shapes and sizes, you can look at the bloke next to you and agree he’s got the right idea. So put this fundamental law of the universe to work and get a bombshell babe to your party to give everyone something to talk about. Between those tatas you’ll not only find amazing cleavage, but a heart as well, and this beauty will help the lads get settled and feel at ease faster than you thought possible.
They Love It
Now we’ve all had this thought, isn’t it wrong to have a gorgeous pair of tits exploited and ogled at? Can we save this foxy lass from this life? Well here’s a trade secret- they don't want to be saved. All the beauties we’ve ever met have truly enjoyed their profession, and they bring that passion to every gig they’re in, no matter the type. These ladies have smiles, wits, and a wicked sense of humour on them because they’re one of those groups of people that genuinely enjoy going to work every day, and sometimes it doesn’t even feel like work, can you say the same?
Get the Stories Flowing
We all love a good chat over a few beers with the boys, but what’s better than calling out the antics you and your mate got up to that one time with an attentive audience? There’s no better way to bond and remember the good times than having someone on the outside receiving an education into your lives. And being the conversationalist this topeless babe is, she’ll ask all the right questions and poke all the right fun, it just so happens she’s got more on offer than just stimulating conversation.
Well there you have it, five reasons you should have a topless waitress at your buck’s party. They’re fun, sharp, enjoy what they do, and will give you a wicked time. However, more than that they’re there to make sure everyone has a good time and can be a good curator of the vibe. Of course, being bubbly and flirty can also get the boys to relax and enjoy more, maybe even distract from any tension in the room, afterall, who would want to bring down the vibe of a stunning babe?
