5 Epic Bucks Party Activities That You Need to Try

The Brews Cruise

For our final entry, we’re going to stimulate the caveman side of your brain. Grab the lads, grab your rods (and your fishing rods) and get aboard a fancy boat. Yacht or cruise boat, whichever you prefer to dangle a line off. Don’t forget a speaker with enough base to make the fish jump out of the water, and an esky with enough ice to rival Walter White’s entire vat. Of course, it’s BYO for all your mates, we wouldn’t want that ice to get lonely now do we? We also don’t want you to get lonely either, so add on some buxom babes in skimpy bikinis or nothing at all to help you help those beers go down. For some spice, add a BBQ and cook up that freshly hooked catch, before those topless hotties get their hooks into you and distract you for the rest of the trip.

Jet Boating

Ready to jump the stacks and crap your dacks? This is the activity for you! With a double jet engine on the back of this thing spitting 650 Horsepower, buckle up boys as this one will be one for the memories, and maybe the bathroom if seasickness is your vice. Get more air than a boat realistically should as you crash through the waves and leap off your own wake like you’re the fibreglass version of Cirque Du Soleil (that big circus that comes to town every now and again). You’ll love every minute of this nice, calm ride, in which nothing happens, and the water remains as still as glass. Or you’re gotten on the right boat and you’re about to tear mother nature’s reservoir a new one. 

Clay Pigeon Shooting

Turns out shotgunning is not just how you drink a beer. Lock and load and head onto the range where the master of the pigeons waits for you. On your command he’ll begin launching faux birds into the sky for your explosive, gunpowdery, joy. With all the mates involved you can see which of you would actually survive if the world was invaded by clay pigeons looking to avenge their friends who you’ve just decimated into a fine powder. On a sunny day this one is one for the memory books and an explosive start to an epic buck’s party.

Private Poker Game

“But I don’t know how to play poker” yeah yeah wah wah wah, stare at some tits instead, hotshot. Grab the boys and a private venue, say the upstairs of a pub if you’re looking for a feed, or a swanky hotel room, then crack out the cards. But we’re not stopping there, throw in a topless dealer and this bombshell babe will show you some tricks you haven’t seen before. Hell, why not invite a few of her foxy friends to come over and pop their tops off as easily as they will the caps of your beers? With a cracking wit, this hottie will keep the party alive like that pair of electrified nipple clamps given to you by your particularly kinky ex. With a jolt here and there, she’ll save the chair for that one mate who can’t stop staring at her assets, but when the burning stops, maybe he’ll just ask for more.

The Club Crawl

It’s a return to form with this well thought out club crawl, and we’re not talking those half baked nights you had on schoolies. Gather the lads, but a skip-the-line ticket or two, a drinks package, then it’s all systems go as you remember what it’s like to have the blood pump through your veins again. Kick off at a strip club and ogle your way through the menu before it’s onto raging strobes and spitting smoke machines. Go hard or go home is the motto, so update your dance moves and brace that steel stomach because we’re ramping it up to 11 tonight. For some extra flavour, grab a hotel room, add more tits than your two eyes can stare at and get the pre-drinks pumping, with any luck you won’t actually need your bed for the night.

And that’s a taste of some of the truly epic bucks party things you and the boys can get up to. You can add a bit of seasoning wherever you’d like, maybe even gut it like an old 49 series and rebuilt it from the ground up. The world is your oyster, the night is yours, as long as the buck is happy and it’ll be a night to remember.