Floating Bliss - Private Bucks Cruise

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A winner of a Private Sydney Bucks Cruise that gives you an exclusive three-hour party cruise built for your lads only with non-stop beer, a smorgasbord of lace and a bloke’s buffet, all topped off with an R-rated floor show, a personal lingerie waitress, and no time to view the picturesque scenes of Sydney’s most famous harbour floating leisurely by. There you have a right proper send off for your best mate’s final fling with freedom and you don’t even have to move venues – we bring it all to you and you exclusively.
 
A gateway to your private Bucks paradise sits floating on the dock of Sydney Harbour. Step forth and celebrate in true Bucks party style upon our three-hour party cruise where no man shall pass coin across a bar, nor put his hand in his pocket for a feed, nor pay inflated fees to see a naked lady dance! For all of these bucks night necessities have been laid on for you and all take place on this one boat. I can already hear your sigh of happiness.

Your private cruise includes Beer and wine that flows freely from the moment you depart, with lingerie waitress serving you throughout the night. If only all bars ran like this we would spend far more time in pubs – who are we kidding…. they still serve beer. You will have your own sexy lingerie waitress to dote on your buck. Easy nature and a perfect figure make a winning combination as a perfect Bucks Buffet is served with little more than a smile. A smorgasbord of dinner delights is laid out on the table presenting you with the hardest decision you will have to face during this bucks. The prawns or the roast beef. F**k it. Have both. That is what buffets are for.

As if this lads version of Dreamworld did not already a perfect private Bucks cruise make, we present to you, a not for faint hearted or easily shocked, R rated strip show right here on this very boat. No details or specifics of this show will be given as my boss does not believe our website is an appropriate vessel for porn. I will let you take that up with them though as I quiet like my pay cheque. Lot’s of special attention for your buck will ensure he has a smile on his face.

Following three fantastic hours on board our floating party paradise, it is time to disembark and go quietly into the night. Ha ha ha ha ha…. Seriously though – do whatever takes you fancy for the remainder of the evening just as long as you treat this Bucks with the respect it deserves.

I don’t feel that there is anything left to say. You now know that we can make all this happen just by picking up the phone. You know that we will stay in shadows, letting you steal the limelight for organising such an awesome Private Bucks Cruise on Sydney Harbour send off. You know that we ferret away in the background, piecing it all together so that you just get to relax and have fun. So if you still need convincing, then maybe this isn’t the right package for you – or maybe you just aren’t the right man for this package…