Paintball And Porterhouse
Bucks mission brief
Paintball And Porterhouse starts with a fight. Full camo, fog-free masks and 400 rounds each, thrown straight into a briefed battle against a battlefield full of rivals in our paintball battle arena, no half measures. From there it's straight into a steakhouse booking with your name on it: a beer waiting the second you walk in, a 250g steak cooked exactly how he takes it, and the buck handed a bonus pint while the boys let him hear about it under sport lighting up the screens. Last stop is a cordoned-off VIP booth for two hours in a laneway speakeasy, beer bucket loaded for the buck and the bar open for anyone shouting the next round. Three stops, one relentless day into a big night. Enquire before the date fills.
Game Plan
$189.00 per person, with a minimum of 12 attendees.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!Paintball And Porterhouse doesn't ease you in. It puts you straight in the fight, then straight to the table, then straight into a night that doesn't slow down until the boys decide it's over.
There's a nervous energy in the group before it starts, the kind that comes from knowing you're about to be shot at by your own mates and have no comeback ready.
Full body camo goes on first, then the fog-free mask, then a tournament-calibre gun that feels heavier than it looks. A safety briefing runs through the ground rules before anyone's let loose, then it's straight onto the battlefield in our paintball battle arena, sharing the field with other crews doing exactly the same thing. 400 rounds each and unlimited air, which sounds like plenty until the first shot lands and the whole group scatters for cover. Nobody comes out of the battlefield without a story, and most blokes come out with a bruise to match it.
Guns down, gear off, and straight into a booking that's already locked in and waiting.
A beer's in hand before anyone's properly sat down, no standing around waiting on the first round. Then the plate that matters: a 250g steak cooked exactly how each guy takes it, steak fries, a fresh salad and a side of gravy to tie it all together, with the sport lighting up the screens overhead and the drinks not letting up.
The buck gets handed an extra pint on top of everyone else's, which the boys make sure he knows about for the rest of the meal. It's not a big gesture, it's just enough to remind him whose night it actually is. Plates cleared, glasses topped up, and it's time to swap the steakhouse for something a bit more exclusive.
Tucked into the Melbourne laneways is a speakeasy the group has cordoned off for two hours, your own booth roped away from the rest of the room. A beer bucket with four beers is waiting for the buck to kick things off, and the bar's open the second anyone wants to shout him the next round. Just the group, the booth, and two hours that belong to nobody else.
Paintball to steak to a booth in the laneways: three stops that build instead of drag, and a night the group will still be arguing about who won the battle long after the booth closes.
One Paintball And Porterhouse runs per date, and it's the only booking on the calendar that goes from dodging fire on the battlefield to a cordoned VIP booth in the laneways in the same night, so check the date before it's gone.